A Girl Who Walks Fast

Whovian, Potterhead, Sherlockian... AVPM, The IT Crowd, Supernatural, and who knows what else.

[shuwfalqamar]

humans are so Loud and for What

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Republicans propose bill making it legal for police to kill protesters

The Indiana state legislature is considering an authoritarian bill that would essentially allow police to kill protesters with zero accountability. Republican senator Jim Tomes introduced Senate Bill 285 in January, though it was given its first committee hearing on Wednesday. The bill authorizes city officials to use “any means necessary” to break up a group of …

[ihategabeitches]

What happened to that freedom of speech they speak so proudly of

[qlazzarusgooodbyehorses]

“Block Traffic and You Die bill” wow

[joydivisionisntthatgood-deactiv]

Freedom of speech is reserved only for white people who want to say slurs now, friends.

[wastethetimeyoudonthave]

Renamed Musicals

The Last Five Years: We were happy for ten minutes

Bring It On: just like the movies but better because Lin-Manuel Miranda

Dogfight: All My Friends Are Dead by: Eddie Birdlace

American Psycho: Benjamin Walker's abs ft. Jennifer Damiano

Spring Awakening: horny German teenagers make me cry thirty times

Gypsy: Broadway dance moms

In the Heights: remember Lin Manuel Miranda before Hamilton?

Jersey Boys: we're all shitty people but at least we're shitty people who can sing

How to Succeed in Business: life is good if you can lie

Matilda: Carrie Jr.

Daddy Long Legs: haha she said "daddy"

Children of Eden: the bible ft. belting

Tick, Tick...Boom: Remember Jonathan Larson before Rent?

Urinetown: urine jokes and Hunter Foster

A Chorus Line: we're all suffering so we cover up our emotions with dancing

Newsies: hot gay teenage boys stomp a lot

The Book of Mormon: we're all suffering so we cover up our emotions with religion

Footloose: let hiM BE A DANCER!!!1!!

Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown: crazy women take lots of Valium

Next to Normal: crazy woman takes a lots of Valium

Avenue Q: ruining your childhood one song at a time

Bullets Over Broadway: Zach Braff can sing?

If/Then: Elphaba marries Roger

Parade: JRB can't write anything happy

Honeymoon in Vegas: JRB finally writes something happy

Ragtime: everyone's a little bit racist but it's okay because it's 1910

The Full Monty: suicide and strippers

Jekyll and Hyde: Frank Wildhorn needs to chill

Wonderland: Frank Wildhorn really needs to chill

Bonnie and Clyde: Frank Wildhorn finally finds his chill

Catch Me if You Can: Aaron Tveit ignores his feelings with jazz numbers

Merrily We Roll Along: we were all happy for like ten minutes

Cats: what?

Spelling Bee: guy from Modern Family ft. erection song

[title of show]: what musical theatre majors go through after college

Calvin Berger: Cyrano with horny teenagers

Legally Blonde: Laura Bell Bundy can belt my face off

Little Women: Jo isn't straight but alright whatever

Assassins: kill a president and all your problems will be solved

Clinton the Musical: the best thing to come out of Broadway in 50 years

Carrie: Matilda with murder

Rent: we're all dead inside but it's alright

Jasper in Deadland: we're all dead inside but it's not alright

Falsettos: family is important ft. the guy from into the woods

Company: love is stupid and so are all of you

Evening Primrose: literally wh a t the fuck

The Frogs: literALLY WH A T THE FUCK

School of Rock: these kids have more talent in their left pinkies than you ever will

The Addams Family: she's being pulled in a new direction

Aladdin: seriously SO much better than the movie

Bare: horny American teenagers make me cry thirty times

Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson: everyone hates Andrew Jackson boo hoo

The Bridges of Madison County: Kelli O'Hara needs to stop being perfect immediately

Finding Neverland: somebody wrote fanfiction about J.M. Barrie

Fun Home: you're gonna cry a lot

Heathers: literally fuckin chill

Hamilton: literally fuckin chill (reprise)

Love's Labour's Lost: horny college students are horny college students

Meet John Doe: Heidi Blickenstaff can belt my face off

Pippin: sad gay circus boy

Shrek: everyone makes fun of this musical but it's seriously amazing????

Something Rotten: 16th century fanfiction

Tuck Everlasting: become best friends with your kidnappers

Waitress: Deep Dish Blueberry Pie

Sweeney Todd: Deep Shit Blueberry Pie

West Side Story: MARIA!

Zombie Prom: lol why

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[wastethetimeyoudonthave]

me: say it— i need to hear those three words

library database: Full Text Online

me, shedding tears: i love you too

[purplechocolatekisses]

Help Everyone Find A Job In Their Field

[afroclusterfunk]

Money cat can only do so much

[bidonica]

Today’s installment of  why“but it has always been like this!” is a bullshit argument: @nitratediva​ lays down the law about the role of women in early Hollywood

[wastethetimeyoudonthave]

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When a dog lover and his stoner best friend join a shoplifting ring, they set in motion a hilarious spiral of events.

PLEASE REBLOG/SHARE If you have enough money for Starbucks every morning, you have enough money for a 5 or 10 dollar donation (or more :) ) My brother is trying to raise money to finish this feature length film that is going to be great and he has been working his ass off for 2 years already. It would mean so much for you to donate, every dollar counts. All information is on the site! Support your starving artists!!!

[bragonourking]

Not one sport is stupid and you have no right to say something isn’t a sport if you haven’t done it before.

[sizvideos]

Sentri is a waterproof and windproof hoodie that mix comfort and function. Check out the Kickstarter page!

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what a shame the poor grooms bride is a 

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Donald Trump supporter

[11rooks]

oh god thats worse

[peopleasproducts]

Sexism 60’s

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

jesus???????????????

[mockeryd-deactivated20201004]

What the fuck was wrong with men in the 60’s?

[magicaldolan]

advertising is important as it’s the historian’s best resource for identifying the values of an era. but yeah, these were fucked. the 60s was generally as fucked as the 50s. people forget that. 

[yourladydisdain-deactivated2022]

It literally says ‘men are better than women’ in bold type, what the fuck. I knew this was a thing, but that is a lack of subtlety I couldn’t have written into a spoof…

[thatseanguyblogs-deactivated201]

This is the generation that spawned most of our parents… People our parents’ age run Washington. Starting to make sense? When you look to the past, the struggles of the present become a great deal more clear.

[kissing-whiskey-deactivated2019]

Hey Everyone, just an FYI…. This is not over. This is not exclusive to “our parents generation”

Oh hey look, a Hardee’s ad

[asharomi]

These advertisements had to go through layers of people. Someone said, “this is my idea” to a room of people and then sold the idea for money.

[alackof-color]

Reblogging with the updated commentary 

[arcaneloquence]

Bringing this back, because it’s important to acknowledge that this gross bullshit persists in our culture today. Stomp on this crap.

[juiciercouture]

This reallllly fucking pisses me off holy shit

[wastethetimeyoudonthave]

Keep in mind CNN that Sanders was supposed to lose by nearly 40 points, and he lost by less than 5 points. I'd call it a near tie, not a landslide victory. Stop subtly forcing Hillary upon the American public

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[heartyglobe-deactivated20160503]

nobody says it but we all know what this is about

[smolderingtroyler]

This picture is weirdly genius

[jannahthoughtsdeactivated-deact]

It’s important to know that hijab is banned in schools in most of the european countries, such as france, belgium, switzerland etc. Millions of girls have to take their hijab off everyday in order to have access to education, and I am one of them. Please spread this as much as possible, it has become so normal here that I feel like a fool for even mentioning it, but I’m pretty sure it goes against the human rights. This senseless law has been on since 2004 and pretends that all the students have to be “equal” and it is prohibited to show that you belong to any religion, any religious sign must be set aside. However, most of us have to take our hijab off in schools where you can clearly see a christmas tree or a christian cross. “Yeah but it’s not the same”, they say. Tell me about double standards. I pray for days when we don’t have to chose between religion and education.

[thebossbaby-official]

Disney Heroines + their names’ meanings

Bonus:

[thewendybird]

reblogging almost solely because almost everyone’s name is meaningful but Rapunzel’s literally just means lettuce