Light bullying and of course Looking Respectfully

Shep/20s/what,ever,man/lover of chocolate ice cream and create-your-own-avatar games

[louisegluckpdf]

we need to invent a spray tan-style treatment but instead of spraying you with tanning stuff it sprays you with heavy duty spf. and it lasts a few weeks so that way you can just get your spf spray a few times a summer instead of having to spend 10 minutes every day getting sticky and oily and making sure the sunscreen is all rubbed in. how do i get on shark tank

[shortwaveradioenthusiast]

[kingedwardsapphires]

Me stepping out of the optometry office after slamming four lokos with the doctor and immediately meeting the love of my life (but I have social anxiety)

[have-you-been-here]

Giant Hood milk bottle, Boston, Massachusetts, USA

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

Remaining time: 6 days 10 hours

[warmfigure]

made an arrangement to match this perfect farmers market tomato

[just-deer-things]

there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic

[samreich]

next season: "the bachelor" featuring every grant

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[mysillycomics]

how to have a sturgeon summer:

1. be quite large

2. use your barbels to find prey among the gravel along the bottom of the river

3. extend your siphon-like mouth to eat small fish, shellfish, and crustaceans

4. launch yourself out of the water and make a big splash just for fun

5. show off them scutes!

you can now enjoy your sturgeon summer

[ruidusgays]

i believe her

[apolladay]

When was the last time you went to a public library?

* I’m at one right now!

* I went to one today

* I went to one within the past few days

* I went to one this week

* I went to one within the past few weeks

* I went to one this month

* I went to one within the past few months

* I went to one this year

* it’s been a year or more since I went to a public library

* I’ve never been to a public library

* it’s complicated

* see results

When was the last time you went to a public library?

I’m at one right now!

I went to one today

I went to one within the past few days

I went to one this week

I went to one within the past few weeks

I went to one this month

I went to one within the past few months

I went to one this year

it’s been a year or more since I went to a public library

I’ve never been to a public library

it’s complicated

see results

Remaining time: 4 days 9 hours

[plentyblush]

They churned me, Jerry

[cutecipher]

having a stern talk with Ricky about drinking.

[rickybabyboy]

is a hearty milk cow a new type of vicious tiger?

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

“yes, I’ve been wanting to read that!” I say with complete earnestness, as I proceed to ignore every opportunity I have to read it

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 29

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

all these fellas out here looksmaxxing but they need to be booksmaxxing.

[what-even-is-thiss]

You’d think that once you finally get long term access to a cat and your yearning to have cat access is fulfilled that you’d become slightly less obsessed with seeing people’s cats but no if anything it gets worse

[trb752]

Kodak Coquette Camera with matching lipstick and compact, 1930