legally classified as a silly little guy

HoA fan first, functional member of society second || if u know me irl, scram! shoo! hisssssss! ||

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[leocheerio]

Hey guys good to see you all, so what the fuck was that.

[kinuko]

[freesiadotcom]

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

[leocheerio]

I'm going to choke slam someone. Why tf have my flatmate and their partner in the kitchen for a whole 3 HOURS. IT'S 10PM I NEED TO EAT. GET OUT. GET OOOUUUUUT.

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[eyes-sheep-song]

YOU KNOW WHAT'S COMING

[uhmuhummmuhhh]

only good additions being made trust

[hewoweens]

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

[heat--end]

i haaaate being avoidant. it makes you feel like the world's biggest jackass whenever someone tries to talk to you or whatever and you just Freeze Up

[heat--end]

Oh sorry i took a long ass time to reply and didnt say anything. I got arbitrarily scared and tired myself out so now i cant say much. Oopsie teehee. it makes you feel like a huge dickhead

[nneeemmmzzzzzzzzzz]

I cant talk right now i have to replay this song

[heartpdfs]

[clubpenguinkiller]

they just don’t make stores with tvs in the window all playing the same channel for you to stop and watch on the street when something horrifically terrible and/or amazingly awesome is happening anymore

[foldingfittedsheets]

What we wanted: Boops but with knives for the Ides of March.

What we got: The worst UI change in the history of Tumblr.

[mercurialmorals]

What we wanted - something to celebrate the assassination! The betrayal! A knife in the back!

What we got - a... Uh... Betrayal... A knife in the back even.

[foldingfittedsheets]

Okay well. When you put it like that I guess you deserve all the notes of my post.

[operafish]

"this post has only 20 notes" factoid actualy just statistical error. post has 10020 notes. Reblogs Georg, who reblogged the original post and got 10000 notes on their reblog, is not an outlier adn should absolutely be fucking counted

[20-crows-in-a-trenchcoat]

Holiday

[seven-winged-liar]

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead