it’s not the pizza guy.

[wyvorin-archive]

Burt & Bert

[genuine-good-boy-of-the-day]

Today’s PUNISHED Good Boy is: Rikiya Shimabukuro from Yakuza 3

[syrupmancer]

yakuza 3 is a game about rikiya and rikiya's bros

[watchdcgs]

*in celebration of the fable announcement*

We don’t deserve Fable. part 2 / many

[funkyness]

someone: acab

part of my brain that still works: all cops are bastards

part of my brain that makes me dumb: assigned cop at birth

[kestrele]

i dont wanna be that bitch…. dare i say it……….

icarly was funnier than friends

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

My dad’s funeral was funnier than friends

[cinnamon-rell-deactivated202204]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

you all have permission to laugh at this it’s okay

[nishitanidiaries]

not to spoil yak 7 but ichiban is my baby

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

i found it. the best reductress headline

[xwiredearbuds2014x]

Gatsby-Themed wedding ideas for someone who did read the book

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[whyarceuswhy]

The first time you meet Ren in shenmue two was just like:

You’re ugly,you’re disgusting,I’m gonna kill you,give me 500 dollars.

[universe-user-blog]

Me playing Fable II

At the beginning

Me: haha this is fun :)

Near the end

Me: life is meaningless

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me: *rolls up to a merchant in ancient Athens on Heelys and sipping a Starbucks*

Me: Yo where’s your horribly dense wine I’ve got coin

Merchant: What on earth are you wearing

Me: It’s called pants.

Merchant: I hate that.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me: *struts up to an Inca temple in bright green sunglasses*

Me: Hey guy of knowing stuff what do you know can I see your dead kings

Ancient Inca man: Are you sent from the gods to annoy me

Me: Nope, I’m doing this for free.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me: *banging pots and pans in the street in the middle of the Mali empire*

Me: WHERE’S THE SALT???

Random passerby: What is a European doing this far south

Other rando: Yelling about salt apparently.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me: *walks into the Song Dynasty with a backpack and a hydro flask*

Me: Hey have you guys invented paper money yet?

Woman washing clothes: What are you talking about? Who are you?

Me: *takes a sip of my Ancient Greek wine I’m keeping in my hydro flask* Do you have paper money?

Woman: I suppose?

Me: Sweet. *walks off*

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me: *struts onto a Polynesian canoe in a Star Wars t-shirt*

Me: What do you guys eat on these things? Fish?

Sailor: What the f*ck are you and where did you come from we’re in the middle of the ocean

Me: Can I have that fruit

Sailor: No. Absolutely not.

Me: Fair. *jumps overboard with my hydro flask*

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me: *sitting on top of a building during the beheading of Marie Antoinette*

Me: *pulls a bag of popcorn and some peasant bread out of my backpack*

Roof climbing child: Who are you?

Me: Someone on a roof. *hands them some bread*

Child: Why are you dressed like that?

Me: Because I can.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me: *arrives home totally plastered*

Friend: You know you’re supposed to water down that kind of wine right

Me: *throws bread at them* It was the Song Dynasty. I was right. Frick you.

[what-even-is-thiss]

[browntwinks]

my own private idaho: ends with a ambiguous scene in which mike waters is picked up by a mysterious figure in a car off the side of the road

me:

[watchdcgs]

Ryo: h-

Ren: God, you’re annoying.

[kdazrael]

Why must games be ‘good’? Is it not enough to wear tight jeans and chop wood while an elderly Chinese shopkeeper cheers me on?

[watchdcgs]

in this day and age, i can confirm that stefan bekowsky does in fact say “okay boomer” to rusty and herschel

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

“I am heavy weapons guy”

“and this, is what I use to protect trans women”

[gaelic-galpal]

“trans rights are human rights. not big surprise”

[theabyssalmeme]

“Transphobes think they can outsmart me…maybe, maybe… But I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart boolet.”

[phony-time-traveler-deactivated]

Grass grows, sun shines, birds fly, and brotha?

I HURT TRANSPHOBES

[aliensmoothie]

@random-cluster–missile

[atlassolid-prower]

“How am I gonna stop some big mean transphobe from disrespecting both dysphoric and non-dysphoric trans people? The answer…”

“…is a gun.”

[dikubutto]

IF GOD HAD WANTED TRANSPHOBES TO LIVE

HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME!