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[fanonical]

i still can’t get over the fact that you don’t need parental permission to be in the triwizard tournament, but you do to go into the next town

[prince-kush]

[schistcity]

we’re all getting “older” but age is a relative thing. i’ve licked things that are 250 million years old. you’re not that old and you’re not worth licking. 

[random-cluster-missile---moved]

Clare this is by far the most terrifying post you have ever made

[iriisid]

Is this person an archaeologist and referring to the “lick test” for fossils or does she go down on the old gods…?

[schistcity]

[twitblr]

vIdEo GaMeS bAd

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[memescomedy]

[ruinedchildhood]

[hydro-homies]

There’s like 12 different kinds of tension in this image.

[chocohybrid]

quick question

why is the one in the middle wearing 5 shirts

[goblinparty]

that’s why she’s being bullied

[twitblr]

When you really think about it

[twitblr]

Apparently “you don’t have the guts” are fairly common last words.

[treygotguap]

Listen if my Uber driver ain’t on this type time I ain’t given em five stars

[vincentvanleggo-deactivated2018]

Hella under rated tweet

[sfdfddfsfd-deactivated20181001]

Twitter I said do you remember when Childish Gambino started talking in the middle of a freestyle, then seamlessly hopped back on the flow and it still made made massive sense?

[crystalroca]

[novr-deactivated20190712]

“I am waiting to transform. My skin aches with it. Perhaps I am about to burst into bloom.”

— Waiting, Marya Hornbacher  (via salemwitchtrials)

[veryfunnymemes]

[mimiceon]

This guy came forJameela and she fucking wrecked him oh my god