Instax to the Max

"With great power comes great bullshit." Indie Maxine Caulfield Life Is Strange verse Est. 9/24/16 18+ RP

[watchingthroughthelens-blog]

Literally relatable to ALL of my other accounts... but I’m too lazy to log into another, so here. 

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[magicrhodes]

COME PLAY WITH ME! xoxo

Come in Character! Also remember- there may be a possibility of crack roleplaying <3 I just want to give everyone heads up <3

[everybody-usedme]

join the game bitches

[watchingthroughthelens-blog]

Honestly shouldn't be around them but... join if you want.

[grab-an-idea]

Late night starters

“The stars are amazing tonight. Don’t you think?”

“So what should we do tonight?”

“I’m pretty sure skinny dipping is frowned upon, no matter the time of day.”

“Let’s go clubbing, tonight.”

“Come on, it’s just a horror movie. I’ll hold you if you get too scared.”

“Don’t tell me you’re scared of the dark.”

“You never know what could be lurking in the dark.”

“Do you know what time it is? Go to bed, before I knock you out so I can finally have some peace.”

“Even if we went streaking it’s too dark for anyone to see anything, so you’d be fine.”

“I love campfires.”

“Anyone know any good ghost stories?”

“Haven’t you heard the stories of young girls walking home alone in the dark?”

“Don’t worry. No boogie monster is going to get past me.”

“Funny. The night is as dark as my soul.”

“Shh… Listen.” *pauses* “Hear that?”

“It’s the sound of the night.”

“I’ve always felt more comfortable in the dark.”

“I swear you’re nocturnal.”

[everybody-usedme]

     “I truly am sorry for… being such a bastard. You would’ve been cool to hang out with. I… just don’t want everybody else to suffer like me.“

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» ❪ ★ RANDOM ASS STARTERS ★ ❫ : PART 1.

some are nsfw, some are silly, some are angsty, some are from shows, movies or other places. change pronouns if necessary and fill in the blanks with whatever your heart desires. basically have fun with this.

❛ life is too short for soft porn. ❜ ❛ it’s raining, it’s pouring, the old man is snoring – not anymore. doesn’t that sound like an intro to some horror movie ? ❜ ❛ every time you ___________, you owe me a dollar. ❜ ❛ no, i didn’t fart. ❜ ❛ i didn’t know they smoked weed ! ❜ ❛ how many sugar daddies do you even need ? ❜ ❛ i just want ________, is that too much to ask ? ❜ ❛ i have no desire to be ________. ❜ ❛ they’re as straight as a bendable straw. ❜ ❛ whatever you do, don’t marry _______. ❜ ❛ do you think i’d be a good sugar daddy ? ❜ ❛ stop tagging everything with #_____________. ❜ ❛ weed is for kids, gimme ________. ❜ ❛ thank god i can kill people. ❜ ❛ how do people not see the dick/pussy game i have ? ❜ ❛ i just wanted to be happy for once. ❜ ❛ what do you mean you’re not coming back ? ❜ ❛ i thought we had something. ❜ ❛ don’t you fucking dare. ❜ ❛ do you think i enjoy this ? ❜ ❛ at least i’ll have kick ass last words when i die. ❜ ❛ i want to die. ❜ ❛ this isn’t what it looks like… ok maybe it is. ❜ ❛ well, thanks, captain obvious. ❜ ❛ _________ is my middle name. ❜ ❛ three yikes and you’re out. ❜ ❛ i hate you and your stupid __________. ❜ ❛ jinx, you owe me a kiss ! ❜ ❛ i think about you naked… and afraid. sorry, bad joke. ❜ ❛ i’d do it for you. because i love you. only you. ❜ ❛ look, i don’t just suck anyone’s dick, ok ? consider yourself lucky. ❜ ❛ shut up, there’s kids near by ! ❜ ❛ you seem like the type of guy that’d adopt 20 kids. ❜ ❛ it’s not my fault you’re hot as fuck. ❜ ❛ i saw someone slip something into your drink. ❜ ❛ why didn’t you follow me back on instagram ? ❜ ❛ what do you mean you’ve never played __________ ? it’s only the best game ever. ❜ ❛ holy shit. ❜ ❛ ok, before you get mad at me, lemme explain. ❜ ❛ just shoot me, you’d be doing me a favor. ❜ ❛ look, you don’t have to do this alone. ❜ ❛ no, i’m not going to marathon ____________ with you. ❜ ❛ why is ___________ on your netflix ? ❜ ❛ lemme buy you a drink. ❜ ❛ call me _________. if we’re dating, call me __________. ❜ ❛ they’re gay ? thank god, i was about to be really disappointed. ❜ ❛ can i see your boobs ? it’s a social experiment. ❜ ❛ bigger is always better, especially when it comes to _________. ❜ ❛ ew. ❜ ❛ only you would say that. ❜ ❛ why did you stay ? ❜ ❛ we’re partners in crime… literally. ❜ ❛ every group of friends has someone gay… i hope it’s ________, because _______ is cute. ❜ ❛ fries before guys. ❜ ❛ bros before hoes. ❜ ❛ why do white people find everything spicy ? ❜ ❛ when will people stop mispronouncing my name ? ❜ ❛ i think i’m in love. ❜ ❛ i’m stressed out. ❜ ❛ i’m shaking hands with the dark parts of my thoughts. ❜ ❛ don’t forget about me. ❜ ❛ take my hand. ❜ ❛ it’s going to be ok, i promise. ❜ ❛ why are women boobs censored and man boobs aren’t ? isn’t that sexist ? ❜ ❛ don’t talk to me or my 5,000 insecurities ever again. ❜ ❛ why is being a pussy bad ? ❜ ❛ it’s time for… the talk. ❜ ❛ absolutely not. ❜ ❛ it’s hard to forget. ❜ ❛ what was it like ? ❜ ❛ stop repeating cheesy picky lines. ❜ ❛ what did you find on youtube this time ? ❜ ❛ can i feel your muscles ? ❜ ❛ i hope the gender binary is destroyed. ❜ ❛ we’re not naming our baby ________. ❜ ❛ don’t. ❜ ❛ i’m your worst nightmare. ❜ ❛ tell me another pun. ❜ ❛ i love the smell of __________ in the morning. ❜ ❛ kiss me one last time. ❜ ❛ why won’t you love me back ? ❜ ❛ i’m tired of this. ❜ ❛ it’s the only way. ❜ ❛ don’t do this. ❜ ❛ you could beat me up and i’d say thanks. ❜ ❛ don’t hurt yourself like this anymore. ❜ ❛ lemme patch you up. ❜ ❛ hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag time gal. ❜ ❛ this is the shit you see in the movies. ❜

[relatabletrauma]

Shout out to people whose abuse fucked them up sexually

Shout out to people who look up porn that mimics their abuse

Shout out to people who have fetishes caused by their abuse

Shout out to people who can only have rough sex

Shout out to people who can only have gentle sex

Shout out to people who are hypersexual

Shout out to people who get turned on by inappropriate things

[rppanda]

According to how i play my Muse, what do you think the Mun is like?

[watchingthroughthelens-blog]

@purexpression replied to your post: x

That’s okay! >< I’m sorry there’s still so many threads of ours I haven’t replied to yet. I hope your work has been going well!

Take your time hon. The holidays are rough. Work has been great. Just ready for things to slow down. Thank you. I hope you’re doing well also.

[munchiesforjughead]

The ‘Victoria’s’| Closed

Continued

“Well, that is probably true.” He looked all serious. It was unlike him to even try and play serious. A laugh came roaring out as her shoulder jabbed into him. “I mean worse case scenario she stays an evil bitch, but people could change you know.” He pointed out as he moved to stand in front of her. “She’s not around now, so let it go, Maxine.” He tilted his head.”We all have our own Victoria. Whether they are hot or not.” He grinned and moved back a bit and leaned against the opposite wall.

“I can’t even tell you how many Victoria’s I’ve ran into.” There was something almost ominous about the way he began to speak. “They aren’t always hot, tall blonde girls. Sometimes they are guys who just push you.” He looked down at his feet as he remembered all the bad things. “Like for example, Reggie. He was always out to get me, but my best pal Archie always helped me–” That’s when he caught himself in time. “Well, he used to, okay?” 

Why couldn’t he just be his regular goofball self?  “Trust me, they always get what is coming to them,” He snickered as he looked back up. “Karma’s a bitch, right?” He laughed and looked around to make sure no one could hear him. “There was this tension about certain things you know? Those ‘Victoria’s’ always get their what’s deserved, Max. Even when we begin to doubt it.” 

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[watchingthroughthelens-blog]

She literally felt as though she was being held by a string as she anticipated the never unveiling punchline. Wait, was he actually being serious for once? Eyes never leaving his own, her eyebrows scrunched together in both concern and confusion as she analyzed his words. “Victoria isn’t your average run of the mill bitch. She’s basically out to get me. Oh, and she’s rich. So I don’t get why she’s still overcompensating for something.” Arms crossed over her chest and she released a puff of smoke before leaning her back against the wall, fingers still cradling the lit joint. Not her best moment.

She listened carefully, allowing her internal rant to cease and instead try and calm her nerves. After all, that’s what this little bud was for, right? Hell, she can’t even smoke properly. Her gaze fell to the ground for a while until he mentioned the whole karma bit. As if that wasn’t ominous at all. “Uh... Jughead?” She asked hesitantly, seeing the pain the conversation brought him. “Hey- it’s okay...” She tried consoling, frown forming on her lips. “You’re right.. she’ll get her’s one day... maybe.” 

Swallowing back the dryness in her throat, she passed the blunt to him and kicked her foot on the ground. “It just seems like Arcadia Bay is the exception for horrible people meeting their horrible justice... Nathan Prescott for example?” Shaking her head, she ran her fingers through her hair. “I didn’t know they screwed with you here... why didn’t you tell me?”

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everybody-usedme:

     “No.. No, no. Max..” Shit, was she crying? Nathan hesitantly steps in closer, unsure about what he should do. He didn’t want this conversation to go this way. He thought they would be able to just talk it out like normal people and everything would be just fine. Why did he have to bring up his family issues over something stupid like a secret relationship?

     “Max, I’m sorry… Please don’t cry.. I.. What can I do to make this better..?” Slowly, he steps forward, wrapping his arms around her to pull her in close. “Shh.. Sh.. I’m not gonna leave, okay..?” He rubs her back gently, kissing the top of her head.

     Nathan regretted everything he said. He should of just agreed to what she said. He should have just done whatever she wanted so this doesn’t happen. Hugging her a little closer, frowning. What could he possibly do to make everything better. “Please don’t be upset..”

Trying her best to hold back the tears, she shook her head quickly, tucking some of the hair behind her ear. No, he shouldn’t be consoling me. This isn’t what’s supposed to happen. Damn it, Max... just have to screw everything up. The tears fell without permission as she buried her face in his chest, allowing herself to be in his arms. Selfish. So selfish.

“There’s nothing you can or can’t do. I just need to figure this out on my own. Whether I can do this or not.” She bit her lower lip and pulled back to look up at him. “I don’t want to be the reason you and your father have issues.. and I don’t want to back you into a fence where you have no options..” She brushed his arms off her and stepped backwards away from him. 

“I think it’s best if you both just take time to think this over... you know, get a little space. A break, if you will. I just don’t know if I can deal with being in a relationship that seems like we’re breaking a law. I’ve got to put my education and happiness before this.”

[watchingthroughthelens-blog]

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@purexpression

Her head was pounding and it seemed as though the room was spinning. Fear enraptured her as the man grew closer to her, thoughts taking twice as long as normal to process in her mind. “Mr. Jefferson... please. I said I didn’t mean anything by it” Her words were frantic and something in his eyes gave her a sickening feeling in the pit of her stomach. “What are you going to do to me?” The words almost a whisper as her mind wiped away her memory of what she did to make him so irate with her. C’mon, Max. Think straight. What’s going on with you? A light gasp of air left her lungs as she was shoved back onto the bed and pinned, too weak to even make a budge as she tried releasing from his grasp. “I’m sorry... so sorry..” What am I apologizing for?

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[munchiesforjughead]

“Don’t be such a guy.”

“Don’t be such a girl!”

[watchingthroughthelens-blog]

“Y’know, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say you can be a real prick sometimes.” She gently rammed her shoulder into his and sighed heavily. “Okay, whatever. Yeah, I guess she’s hot. She’s still a major bitch though.” Minimizing the picture of Victoria from her phone, she double tapped her home button and slide up on the app in use. “Makes my life a living hell...”

[adarkmedicine]

"If I was just a few years older, I'd marry you."

He shook his head as he looked down into his cup of black coffee. “That’s….sweet of you?” He smirked and looked up at her. “I don’t think that’s appropriate, Max “ He looked her directly in the eyes and spoke.

[watchingthroughthelens-blog]

She inwardly sighed at herself for sounding like such a loser. No, she hadn’t meant to say that aloud. Not many things she ended up saying were supposed to be, well, said. She felt the burning ride on her cheeks, but she tried subsiding the obvious embarrassment as she shook her head. “No, I mean, uhm... you’re just very talented. I meant it an an admirable.. not school girl with a weird crush kinda thing... sorry” Fuck, dig yourself into a hole again. Like that’s going to help you any. “Can we just- forget I said that?”