RP Starter and Ask Memes

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Tell me in my ask what “Dere” type you think my muse is most like/would be!

Tsundere -  refers to a character who treats the one they love poorly. Sometimes this is because they started out hating them and eventually loves them as the series goes on, and sometimes it’s because that’s the only way they know how to react.

Yandere -  refers to a character who starts out nice and sweet but eventually becomes dark and obsessive over the one they love. They become stalkers and use violence on, and possibly even murder, any person who gets close to their love interest — even if they’re too shy to simply speak with that person they have a crush on.

Deredere -  refers to a character who is completely kind, happy, and energetic. No matter what may happen, they quickly revert to their cheerful self. 

Dandere - refers to a character who is often silent and to themselves. It may be due to shyness or just because they’re the quiet type. However, when alone with the person they are attracted to, they usually come out of their shell and become more loving.

Kuudere -  refers to a character who is often cold, blunt, and cynical. They may seem very emotionless on the outside, but on the inside they’re very caring — at least when it comes to the ones they love.

Himedere / Oujidere - refers to a character who wishes to be treated like royalty by the person they love, even if they aren’t royalty in actuality.

Kamidere -  refers to a character with a god complex. They’re highly arrogant and proud, and aren’t afraid to speak their minds and show everyone how right they are.

(Definitions from here)

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Send me “✰” if you REALLY want our characters to interact!

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Send me "Battle!” and I will create your character as a Pokemon Trainer!!

Using this creator.

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Send me a ship + a word, and I'll tell you the first headcanon that comes to mind!

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'The IT Crowd' Starter Sentence Meme

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

I'm sorry, are you from the past?

Really? You do the whole "lonely hearts" thing?

I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly!

People; what a bunch of bastards.

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

I like being weird. Weird is all I've got. That and my sweet style.

It's like being tased in the balls. Like being tased in the balls, except painful.

I'm not aroused, it's only cars!

Goddamn these electric sex pants!

It was like breaking up with the Joker!

Balloons explode, ____. They explode suddenly, and unexpectedly. They are filled with the capacity to give me a little fright, and I find that unbearable.

When I was eleven I broke the patio window and my mother sued me...

Book recommendation? I can't read!

Come on you crazy bitch.

I always get confused between "golf" and "fire".

Why are you giving me the secret signal to shut up?

Look, the nature of the thing that is happening has changed slightly, rendering it yet more interesting!

Would I blow everyone's mind if I ate dessert first?

If you were a murderer, what would your nickname be?

You're not going to Adam and believe this!

I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk.

Did you have sex with that lady?

Oh shut up, Dumpo! The elephant that got dumped!

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Marina and the Diamonds Lyric Starter Sentences

No, I'm not your little slave.

Bet you wish I couldn't speak.

Was I meant to feel happy that my life was just about to change?

It's not my problem if you don't see what I see.

Are you satisfied with an average life?

Do I need to lie to make my way in life? 

They say I'm a control freak.

You've been acting awful tough lately.

It's okay to say you've got a weak spot.

Guess what? I'm not a robot.

You're lovable, so lovable.

Can you teach me how to feel real? 

Is there any possibility you'll quit gossiping about me?

I'll do as I am told.

I don’t know who I want to be.

Won't you quit your crying? I can't sleep.

Hollywood infected your brain. 

You wanted kissing in the rain.

I'm obsessed with the mess that's America.

Is there more to lose than gain, if I go on my own again? 

They say you used to be so kind.

I never knew you had such a dirty mind.

My heart just burst like a glass balloon.

Did you find your bitch in me?

You're just a little bit too much like me.

I'm only after success.

I just want to make a change.

If I fail, I'll fall apart.

I feel like I'm the worst, so I always act like I'm the best.

I've got nowhere to go.

I can't breathe and I can't smile.

This better be worth my while.

I can't open up and cry.

I'm no good, no good to anyone.

All I care about is being number one.

Am I just a fool?

Don’t care if you think I’m dumb, I don’t care at all. 

Pull me closer, and kiss me hard.

Steal me with a kiss. 

I think you're gonna be my biggest fan.

Got you wrapped around my finger.

You can count on me to misbehave.

Would you do anything for me? 

Buy a big diamond ring for me?

Would you get down on your knees for me? 

I know I've got a big ego.

All I ever wanted was the world.

You're never gonna love me, so what's the use?

What's the point in playing a game you're gonna lose?

What's the point in saying you love me like a friend? 

You're too proud to say that you've made a mistake.

You're a coward 'til the end.

I don't belong to anyone.

They call me ‘homewrecker’.

I'm only happy when I'm on the run.

I broke a million hearts just for fun.

I guess you could say that my life's a mess.

Deep down all you want is love.

You're hard to hug, tough to talk to.

You don't love me, big fucking deal.

I'll never tell you how I feel.

You don't love me, not a big deal.

I live my life inside a dream.

I would sell my sorry soul, if I could have it all.

If only you knew my dear, how I live my life in fear.

You may be good looking, but you’re not a piece of art. 

I wanna stay inside all day.

I want the world to go away.

I wanna drink until I ache.

I wanna make a big mistake.

Oh God, I’m gonna die alone.

Ain’t youth meant to be beautiful?

You say that love is not that easy.

I’m sick and tired of all your preaching.

I know you only want to own me.

There is no crime in being kind.

Not everyone is out to screw you over.

You don't have to live your life in fear.

I'm the one who left you, you're not the one who left me.

I take one look at you and I grow cold.

Love is all that I fear.

All my life I've felt it deep inside of me.

All this time was fighting for what I believe.

I go to bed feeling bad, that I'm the reason that you're sad.

I feel like if I'm too kind, then you will only change your mind.

All my life I’ve been so lonely.

Rule number one, is that you gotta have fun.

I love you. At least I think I do! 

Boys, they like a little danger.

I found what I'd been looking for in myself.

I haven't found the one for me.

I believe someone's watching over me.

Come on, cut me free.

Looking for some good luck?

Good luck, good luck to you.

You’re my one true love, I’m your destiny.

I know that I can’t have it all.

Without you I am afraid I’ll fall.

I know I’m playing with your heart.

I could treat you better but I’m not that smart.

You still mean everything to me.

You’ve been bitten once and now you’re twice as shy.

I’m still young and I wanna love again.

I’m gonna ruin you if you let me stay.

We’ve broken up and now I regret it.

I said goodbye when I shouldn’t have said it .

Give me a good self esteem.

You can't pin me down.

I am never gonna give you anything you expect.

What is it that you are having trouble to define?

You're just another in a long line of men she screwed.

They all say she's got low self-esteem.

I know you've been feeling sad.

I've got no right to be mad.

You can do better than that.

We'll always be together, from the end to the start.

It only takes two lonely people to fuck love up and make it evil.

Every kiss you give me makes me sicker.

Do you love me? 

I feel like a substitute sitting on the sideline.

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Put a “🌑” in my ask, and I’ll generate a starter!

Using this site.

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Tease my muse about any crushes they have/you think they might have!

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Ben Wyatt (Parks and Rec) Starter Sentence Meme

That's what you wanted right? Everyone in the same room, at the same time?

Did you hear a word I said?! No you didn't! Because I'm a ghost!

I really like you, but you are a terrible person to talk to about personal stuff.

We can just sit back and take it easy.

When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die!

I have been tense lately. Just thinking about the new Star Wars sequel.

_____, we got you an autographed picture of your personal hero.

I love you and I like you.

They call me Devo, because I can whip 'em good.

Are you talking to my butt?

Are you gonna murder me and bury me at this gas station?

I was completely flustered, I came off like an idiot. I mean, at one point, for no reason, I just took off my shoes and held them in my hand.

I think at some point you and I should probably make out with each other.

I'm sorry, are you eating Turkey Chili off of a frisbee?

I'm just gonna sleep on the floor.

Look, who hasn't had gay thoughts? Who?

Pizza? Never heard of it!

Bababooey.

Hogwarts is fictional. You do know that, don’t you? It’s important to me that you know that.

Gotham needs me.

I’m far too stupid and lazy to write something that could be printed in a book.

I am deeply, ridiculously in love with you.

I feel great, I ran 5K this morning.

It’s a white flag, and you may as well start waving it right now,  _____!

I am really attracted to you right now.

You just do your thing, baby Smurf.

I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.

Well, you suck at being polite, sir.

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Muns, put the url of your personal blog in the tags so your RP partners can follow you!

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‘Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’ Starter Sentence Meme

If this is your idea of a joke, then you belong in a Woody Allen film because I’m not laughing.

The last time I had two men fighting over me I was a table at a Fire Island arm-wrestling match.

I’m not running a charity here, except the one where I donate my old towels to poor people with the same initials as me.

I don’t have a gut, you motherfucker!

Sorry I don’t know Hanson’s current hits.

I’m pretty but tough, like a diamond. Or beef jerky in a ball gown.

2090 called. You’re dead and you wasted your time on Earth.

It’s a photo of a man’s penis. I read that people text them to each other.

I'm always amazed at what women will do because they're afraid of being rude.

Your hair smells good.

In my next life, I'm coming back as a baby.

Does anybody here speak Spanish? 

What did I tell you about using sarcasm, little lady?

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Which Pokemon Trainer Class do you think my muse would be?

Tell me in my ask box.

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Put ‘beach episode’ in my ask, and I’ll write a starter about our muses taking a trip to the beach with their friends!

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Put ‘meaning’ in my ask and I will make a graphic about the meaning of your muses name!

(If you have multiple muses, please say which muse you want me to make one about!)

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Send me a “♥” and I’ll rate our muses as a ship!

From “A+” to “F”!

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Send me four character names and I’ll tell you which one...

Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you:

Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll:

Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll:

Looks like they could kill you and would actually kill you:

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‘Parks and Recreation’ Starter Sentence Meme

What I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring loudly at me. 

You're very lonely and you need a pet.

I AM NOT CRYING, OK? I'M ALLERGIC TO JERKS!

That woman really knows her way around a penis.

Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love.

I'll be there tucking you into bed at night. Don't worry, it's not gay.

I'm going to outlive you and then I'm going to nail your wife.

You're right, it's your life, get as many eagles as you want.

Oh, I love any book about vampires, werewolves, monsters, zombies, sorcerers, beasties, or time-traveling romances.

I know _____ seems scary, but really she's just a manipulative, psychotic, library book pedalling, sex crazed she-demon.

Last night I faked four out of the seven.

There are two things I know about white people. They love Rachael Ray. And they are terrified of curses.

S/he's mad at you because you said 'awesomesauce' instead of 'I love you too.'

I do love you, you know.

Now you have deprived everyone of cake!

I guess I kinda see why s/he would marry her/him.

I’m not interested in caring about people.

We have to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. But work has to come third.

I love games that turn people against each other.

Treat yo self.

My instinct is to be mean to you.

This seems like a hug moment!

You had a crush on me? That's embarrassing! 

I would rather bleed out than sit here and talk about my feelings for 10 minutes.