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@water-breathing-percy
Greetings Demigods of Tumblr
I will be making posts mostly relating "incorrect percy jackson quotes" so if you are a fan of
Percy Jackson
Heroes of Olympus
Trials of Apollo
Magnus Chase
Kane chronicles
Or anything Rick Riordan
Not to mention mythology [Greek, Roman, Egyptian, Norse]
FOLLOW ME
Apollo: We need to strategize before we enter the enemy stronghold. Meg:eating a banana, Nah, we just punch them. Apollo: …Meg, I am delicate. Meg: You’re annoying. Let’s go.
Artemis:glowering Why is he here? Percy: Wow, nice to see you too. Artemis: I have no patience for egotistical boys. Percy: Oh, trust me, neither does Annabeth. Artemis:pause Artemis: Perhaps you are not entirely useless.
Leo: grinning, So, I just fixed your boat’s engine in 10 minutes. You know, just another day of superhero stuff.
Calypso: raising an eyebrow, You’ve been standing around doing nothing for three days, and now suddenly you’re "fixing" things?
Leo: I was waiting for the perfect moment to make my dramatic entrance.
Calypso: deadpan, You’re really something, Leo.
Zeus: Perseus Jackson, you are forbidden from flying! Percy: Oh, come on, that was years ago! Can’t we let it go? Zeus:lightning crackles, Do you wish to test my patience, boy? Percy:grumbling, I bet if I was Jason, I’d get a free frequent flyer card… Zeus: WHAT DID YOU SAY? Percy:nothing!
Artemis:appears Hello, Lester. Apollo: Sis! You have no idea what I’ve been through! Artemis:deadpan, You are still dramatic, I see. Apollo:offended gasp
Annabeth: Okay, gently turn left. Percy: immediately jerks the wheel Annabeth: WHAT WAS THAT?! Percy: That was me turning left. Annabeth: THAT WAS YOU ATTEMPTING TO TRANSPORT US INTO ANOTHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE.
Annabeth: tying her shoelaces, Ready? Percy: staring at a fish in the lake, Do you think he has a family? Annabeth: Oh my gods, focus.
Annabeth: What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever done? Percy: You have to be more specific.
Jason: grinning, You know, for someone who’s supposed to be a daughter of Aphrodite, you sure don’t act like it.
Piper: raising an eyebrow, Are you saying I’m not charming?
Jason: playfully, You’re charming, just not in the way people expect.
Hazel: looking at Frank’s sketches of battle plans, You’re really good at this.
Frank: blushing, I don’t know, I just like to draw...
Hazel: grinning, Well, I think you’re great at it.
Frank: growing more flustered, Thanks, ehe
Halfborn: Magnus, cook something for us! Magnus: Sure! What do you guys want? Mallory:pulls out a sword, Something that doesn’t taste like death, or I swear by Odin’s beard— Magnus:nervously sweating, Pancakes?
Annabeth: We are not naming our son “Poseidon Jr.” Percy: Fine. What about “Tsunami”? Annabeth:glares Percy: “Aqua Man”? Annabeth: PERCY. Percy:whispers …Water McSplashy? Annabeth: I’m raising these kids alone.
Annabeth: Okay, you two need to work together. Magnus: My strategy is talking. Percy: My strategy is punching. Annabeth: facepalming, Gods help me.
Apollo: Chiron, you have to let me ride a pegasus. Chiron: Last time, you crashed into the canoe lake. Apollo: I was testing aerodynamics. Chiron: You screamed the entire time.
Odin: Die bravely in battle, and you may join my army in the afterlife!
Percy: Yeah, see, I prefer not dying.
Annabeth: And why would we want to fight for you?
Odin: Eternal feasting! Battle every day! The thrill of war!
Nico: Sounds like Ares’ vacation home.
Odin: ignoring him, Join me!
Leo: Uh-huh. And what’s the healthcare plan like?
Odin: confused …What?
Leo: Do you offer dental? Vision? Maybe a pension?
Odin: …You are all insufferable.
Sam: Magnus, you need to work on your fighting skills. Magnus: My strategy is solid. Alex: Your strategy is “talk until they get bored and leave.” Magnus: And has it ever failed me?