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so. tyler oakley just got extremely hot and i don’t know what or when this happened but LORD i am living for this ❤️
Otis is actually canonically trans
Let me tell you what happened to me an hour ago:
So I’m at the bus terminal and this guy (who’d been following me and hovering over me for 10 minutes) comes up to me and says “hey beautiful. Can I talk to you?” So I said “no thank you.” He goes “I just want to speak to you, though.” And I said “yeah I know that and I’m not interested in talking to a strange man at a bus terminal. Please leave me alone.” So he stands there watching me. Finally he says “listen, there’s no need to be difficult. I approached you politely like a gentleman so I don’t see why you’re saying no. Now just let me speak to you.” I said “nobody’s being difficult my guy. You asked a question, I gave an answer so we’re done.” Then he says “yeah but the answer you gave me made no sense. Why don’t you want to talk to me? You don’t know what kind of person I am. You’re judging me before you know me. You’re being ignorant and prejudiced so”- Just then this other guy who’d been sitting close to me said “my nigga shut the fuck up! I saw you following her and stalking her like a fucking animal or some shit, like you didn’t think she didn’t notice? She’s probably scared of your predatory ass and I don’t blame her. Mans need to understand you don’t follow girls and shit. That shits corny.” So the guy goes “yo, mind your fucking business.” And the other dude says “nah because I see you harassing this girl and as a man this becomes my business. You thinking you were polite doesn’t mean a girl has to speak to you. Be nice because you’re nice, don’t use that please and thank you shit and think somebody has to speak to you. You’re not a “gentleman if you don’t respect her. Take the L and go catch your bus you fucking creep.” So the guy starts swearing and then walks away. The guy who’d defended me is like “you okay tho? Like real talk I don’t really like men because of shit like that. They’re fucking predators man. I do what I can when I’m able to for women because you don’t deserve to be hunted.”
This is literally how you do it.
Men, this is how you ally with women, right here.
ways to look more angelic:
carry flowers everywhere
pink or gold eye shadow
wear long ankle dresses
soft humming
have a pink glowy blush
wield a flaming sword
Be covered in eyes
three pairs of wings
Wheel
announce your arrival by screaming “FEAR NOT” everywhere you go
HETERONORMATIVITY HAS LEAD ME TO VIEW MR. BRIGHTSIDE THE WRONG WAY FOR 12 YEARS OF MY LIFE, BUT NOW I AM WOKE AND UNDERSTAND THAT MR. BRIGHTSIDE IS THE ICONIC BISEXUAL ANTHEM WE’VE BEEN TRAGICALLY UNAWARE OF
to elaborate: our good friend Mr Brightside never gives us the specifics of whether he is jealous of the the man (who’s chest is being touched, now), the woman (who is taking of her dress, now), or both. Therefore we can draw no proper conclusion to our protagonist’s sexuality, and this is a revelation the entire world needs to know about.
There is an entire possibility Mr. Brightside isn’t straight, tell your friends.
the truth was right in front of our eyes this whole time
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE SCENE OF THE SIMPSONS EVER
Okay but this is how bad 2017 was that I’m in my basement just now and a dandelion seed floats by and I’m like that’s weird, why is a dandelion seed floating right toward me in my basement where there’s no wind and in the middle of winter? And I let it fall onto my hand and stared at it for a moment before saying to it, “I’m a scientist and a very practical, down to earth person… but if you’re some kind of fairy, can you help me out, bro, and give me a better 2018?” Then I gently sent him on his way and wished him good luck. Keep your fingers crossed, people. XD
GUYS THE SEED CAME BACK. I PUT OUT MY HAND AND HE LANDED RIGHT ON IT AND I SNAPPED A PIC OF HIM ON MY PALM:
ISN’T HE BEAUTIFUL?! I HAVE NAMED HIM SILKY DAN, AND HE IS NOW THE HAPPY WINTER DANDELION SEED OF GOOD LUCK.
REBLOG SILKY DAN FOR HOPES FOR A GREAT 2018!
ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life
writing is weird because sometimes I’ll have no ideas and everything in my head is kind of quiet but then something will happen and it’s like there’s these goblins living in my brain that just start shouting little phrases at me until I sit down and finally write the poem or story or whatever
ancient greek and roman poets: sing in me, Muse, and through me tell the story
me, banging pots and pans together: wake the fuck up goblins!! what the fuck is up!!
Thank god someone and their goblins finally put it into words
He committed to how pissed off he was
I love how petty this is
I hope he brought the video to traffic court to contest the ticket lol
I love the poetry that this gifset ends with him running into a police car.
This is a tactic called Uncivil Obedience: where you follow the law so stringently that it exposes the injustice the law causes.
rip polly pocket paddle boat
‘That’s a mood’
This is better than interstellar
Can you believe there are people out there that truly don’t believe Panic! At the Disco’s debut album A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out (2005) is a masterpiece? Every single song on it was written by teenagers and it is still one of the best albums of all time. And yet! Some people choose to stay blind to this legend! Crazy.