Lily's Shitty Blog

i'm Lily. i live in Texas and i'm 23. i just reblog things i find funny or interesting. i'm into stand-up and anything really that has to do with comedy. Oh and I post selfies.

[gahdamnpunk]

This is why baby boomers think we can pay for school while having a part time job

[smoochuu-deactivated20181228]

im so mad

[thebootydiaries]

someone: am i the only one who—

me: There are 7,000,000,000 People On This Earth

[tankaramo]

me, after buying things for myself and trying not to feel guilty about it: *through gritted teeth* s-self care

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

in a threesome with anxiety and depression

[feministism]

[turnaroundandie-deactivated2023]

[bewbin]

I winked at a girl with my third eye and all her chakras closed. A simple no would’ve sufficed

[kimpossibooty]

You would not believe your guts

If ten million of deez nuts

[moondoor-representative]

I read this to the tune of “fireflies”

[kimpossibooty]

Oh shit that would’ve made for a good joke I should have thought of that

[minatokun]

[the-nipperman-deactivated201812]

the calm before the storm

[sunwukxng]

this caption has no business being that funny

[aprilsludgate-deactivated201503]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ommanyte]

yo what are you always so stressed about?

me:

[anothercleverjedimindtrick]

@sarcasticallypessimistic

[onlyblackgirl]

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Angel Rice

HOW?? IS?? THIS EVEN POSSIBLE????

[aeipathical-deactivated20230610]

im spinning

[blvck-gold]

Fucking hell

[ikefit2014]

It’s even better because she’s not the ideal body type for gymnastics. Athleticism comes on all body types.

[kciddoogtaht-deactivated2018010]

Yes yes yes absolutely yes

[fukkce]

HERE FOR THIS!!!! HERE FOR HER!!!! HERE FOR HER BODY TYPE!!! LIKE YESSSSSSS!!

[beautyandstrength85-deactivated]

Black girl magic #wecandoanything

[2070yc6891]

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[tumblondeez]

And AGAIN!

[vii-10]

SHE FLIPPED IN A FLIP !!!

[gif87a-com]

The Glass Ocean [x]

[funkidrops]

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

this is the kind of wholesome content this website desperately needs

[romansuggestions]

is he…you know [makes motion of sucking a dick] greek?

[hellenicpoliticiansuggestions]

is he … you know [makes motion of bribing and murdering people for power in an oligarchic and timocratic war state] roman?

[themoistplinth]

things heating up in the classical civilisation fandom

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

this is peak Craigslist