Ai

bc she is amazing.

[watermelonsadwitch]

hi i just wanted u to know the world is ending and we are all going to die. no you are not going to be asked out by that boy you like. no she is not gonna say yes. youre sad? eat chocolate.

[watermelonsadwitch]

i honestly just dont know what to do with my life anymore like i just dont. what even is life? do i eve have one? what, i dont understand

[watermelonsadwitch]

"Choke on my sausage please. And die."

-me

[watermelonsadwitch]

Why

I want to pee.

Im in bed.

[spicey-skelet00n-blog]

CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE HOW AMAZING GIRLS ARE??

OKAY, SO LIKE, GIRLS. Girls are so beautiful like oh my lord have you touched their skin, its so soft and if they have freckles its so amazing and how beautiful their eyes are being colors of brown, hazel, green, blue, gray or literally any color mixed with another but its gosh darn AMAZING. And lets not forget the hair. Why do the girls I see have such silky soft hair it amazing, and whether or not they have ass or thighs or boobs they’re still awesome, like use their butt as a pillow man. Or their lap or their chest cause WHATEVER, GIRLS ARE AMAZING. Reblog if you agree girls are great :)

[seventhstaroforion]

Me: Oh my god it’s already 10:00? I can’t do homework now, it’s too late! I need a good nights sleep so I can face the school day tomorrow head on

Also Me: *reading gay fanfiction* it’s only 3 AM I can read a few more chapters

[watermelonsadwitch]

I am disappointed by myself at how relatable this is. Instead i will be singing milkshake at the top of my lungs.

[watermelonsadwitch]

A bookmade me cry and i hate myself for it