Wavelength

My side account for boyfriend ASMR/audio roleplay fangirling.

[zoesupreme]

some early morning wisdom for you all

[wavelengthontheair]

This person is living the life I wish I had the courage to live.

[pissvortex]

Yeah don’t worry bro they got a spot just for you

[pissvortex]

Glad you made it out dude here’s a drink to get you started

[escapedaudios]

Please give me some fictional examples of humans who gained immortality and loved it. I don't mean like, ones that transcended into godhood or whatever, just mortals who became immortal. The more normal and less magically powerful they are outside of immortality the more interested I am.

I utterly abhore the trope of whiney immortals who are like "boo hoo I have to see my friends and family grow old and die" as if that's not something mortals have to deal with. "Wah wah the world I was born in has changed in ways I don't understand". Ok. That also happens to mortals. I literally think this kind of character is the most obnoxious trope in existence. Complaining about eternal life, everlasting youth, all the time in the world.

Oh, and those speeches? About how the shortness of life is what makes it beautiful? I spit on them. None of you weepy immortals actually believe that. You claim the ephemeral nature of human life makes it more valuable, and yet you wallow in your grief over the lives that have ended. You grieve BECAUSE they ended. How contradictory. How very dissonant. You say that the short duration of life is what makes it beautiful. Ha. Maybe for you, you old bastard. Maybe you wasted your infinite time. I wouldn't. I'd shine a thousand times brighter as an immortal, and if I couldn't figure out how at first, I'd have the time to find a way. I could re-invent myself a thousand times, I could plan for changes to the world that wouldn't pay dividends for centuries more than a human lifespan. I could plant the trees and sit in their shade. I could build the future, seed by rising seed.

If I could snatch immortality away from you, I would. I would stay around just long enough to savor your pain as you remember the fear of death for the first time in centuries. I'd revel in it. Then we would see which of us was the fool who wasn't careful what he wished for.

Hold on I got carried away there and started talking to a trope like it was an actual person.

Anyway, give me your recommendations. If I cannot find one I might just have to make my own.

[wavelengthontheair]

"Then we would see which of us was the fool who wasn't careful what he wished for."

[jinx-you-lose]

Only got to listen to the new (to me) audio of My true love is dead

Ace of Blades and Demon Candy sound like whiny little babies sometimes (i say positively)

"You dont wanna play my game>:("

"You interrupted my game>:("

I love it

Demon Candys voice actress is amazing

[wavelengthontheair]

They should kiss.

[wavelengthontheair]

I'm so bored.

[z4ync]

I like to believe that redacted won't kill off someone important like a listener or a lore important character

But I've watched escape audios

I KNOW THEY'LL KILL OFF WHOEVER THEY WANT! NO ONE IS PROTECTED BY PLOT ARMOUR

escape audios has given me trust issue

In audio rp, there is no big boy company stopping these meany pants from killing off a beloved character (I'm looking at you escape and gba)

[wavelengthontheair]

Sometimes I wonder if Redacted secretly wishes to do Escaped Audio-levels of main character death, because whenever he's in the consequence-free sandbox of an AU he does exactly that.

[pissvortex]

Girl snooping on a guy's phone after he has sex with her and sees "Pussy lore" and "pussy ending explained" in his search history

[arzten-osmolarity]

THIS SCENE OH MY GODDDD

[pissvortex]

Everyone will be hearing from me

[olderthannetfic]

They're doing the "this gay ship is just two white boys!" about BloodyMary (the PHM x Iron Lung crossover ship). It's Heated Rivalry all over again in how the frantic rush to attack a ship as "perpetuating racism by not focusing on MY blorbos" leads to yet another half Asian man being whitewashed.

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[wavelengthontheair]

It is deeply funny to me when people have this kind of discourse about fanfic because like... it's sort of valid when it comes to studio production where there are gatekeepers and a limited amount of productions because not everything is going to get a budget.

But with fics? Girl there are no gatekeepers. You can just write whatever you want. If a certain fic you'd like to see get written doesn't exist, it's because YOU didn't write it. Starting up discourse accusing people of racism because they wrote Another Thing is so counterproductive. Just write whatever you want. Likeminded people will read it. It literally is that easy.

[pattern-recognition]

top ten moments of anti white racism of all time

[wavelengthontheair]

This is actually so hilarious that I can't bring myself to be offended.

[orbit805]

That feeling when BTK ep 2 is coming out soon….

Stream @bastardsvszombiesbtk for good vibes….

[wavelengthontheair]

Re-listening to episode twelve of Wolfsjäger and remembering the crazy goosebumps when he said "this kiss will not be the last" aaaaaahhhhh AAAHHHHH

[arzten-osmolarity]

I haven't listened to this one yet but... is that Johann Liebert? From Monster? Like the manga Monster? Is this a Monster Vampire Hunter AU? Someone inform me.

[wavelengthontheair]

Wait... that's definitely Johann Liebert from Monster, but I don't remember there being any vampire hunters in Monster.

[arzten-osmolarity]

I haven't listened to this one yet but... is that Johann Liebert? From Monster? Like the manga Monster? Is this a Monster Vampire Hunter AU? Someone inform me.

[kabber]

[orville-duck]

Ts is the kinda Halloween outfit foster would try to convince the listener to wear with her and Sophia

[fosteraudios]

Tag yourself I'm the spoon with an attitude