Canis Major

I write for ASMR stories (redacted, GBA, obsidian, Eris, ECT.) and also draw sharks! He/Him transmasc ;3

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What up!

HELLO! My name is Canis Major

I'm udderly bored, so I'm gonna open my asks!

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WHO I WILL WRITE FOR

Redacted audios

Shaw pack

Vincent

Sam

Damn crew

Guy and honey

Obsidian Lantern

Gator boys

The lost prince

Mermaids

Eris serenity

The pen

Cityverse

Barista and three piece

Syn and Nova

Max and the werewolf

Vix and the captain

Nyx and the prince

Kris and Hyde and Casper

Becks and specks

Iris and Frosty

Dobermann and black cat

Good boy audios

Bastards vs zombies

MotH

The space pirates

Castle audios

Glenwood

You are my sunshine

Hero x Villain (both au august and normal)

Reverie audios

Desmond

Law

Neo

Cyril

Siren son

West Haven (original and reborn)

Daurgo

The architect

The divines

Colby

Killian

Theo

Duke (reborn only)

Escape audios

My grease fire life

Der Wolfsjäger

Matador Gothic

Neon Wings (NOT NEON BARBARIAN)

Nomad tales and audios

Frosthaven pack

The Chef

The hood

Errir

Mermaid

Dullahan

City wolf and country lamb

Frosthaven (in General)

Knighthaven

Yuurivoice

Bittersweet

Scythe audios

The loving dead

(You can add a song with it if you'd like :D)

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WHAT I WILL WRITE

Fluff

Angst

Head canons

AU

WHAT I WILL NOT WRITE

Smut

Hate speech

NOT LISTED CHARACTERS.

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Other than that go wild, go crazy. Bye

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Accurate recreation of what happens to Milo if he forgets sunscreen (literally me last summer)

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I had a really cute idea

Pride's parents are just as strange and unusual in the cutest way possible

Like pride's mom is a joy but she's got that mom dead fish stare down and their dad is just 🧍🏻 accidentally staring people down

And their mom is just so whimsy goth and their dad is all dark and broody

They're like made for each other

Orrrrr

Their mom is like whimsy in a more colourful way and it's just bright colours and non stop talking while pride and their dad are carbon copies of each other so it's just

🧍🏻💃🏻🧍🏻 in the best way possible

Pride is a mama's kid with their dad's face I'm calling it rn.

[bi-files]

I’m a patron of the arts (I leave nice comments on aO3).

[byler-alarmist]

I'm a patron of the arts (I reblog on Tumblr dot com)

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I'm a patron of the arts (I vote on Wattpad)

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Yk what I need more of in my life?

Sam, angel, sweetheart, babe (and now love) GIFs of just them interacting as pack mates

Cuz don't get me wrong I love the killer three that is angel, babe, and sweetheart but I yearn to see more Sam in the pack fics

Ik he interacts with the pack more then the mates but I wanted to see more of him being him with the mates

[nicothespy]

happy annabeth chase day to those who celibate

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I don't know if anyone else has seen that person who is designing like "magic markings" for the magic users of the redacted fandom, I can't remember who it was but I just had a thought

What if freelancers and other similar magics had eye colours/shades that go with it. Like freelancers have kaleidoscope eyes?

Wouldn't that be cute?

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Real question rn

In your personal opinion;

Are human to animal creatures large animals or normal sized, if so how big?

Are werewolves bipedal, human like or quadruped, animal like?

Are vampires affected by holy symbols and if so are they damned souls?

What is a slepted on supernatural creature?

How affected by the moon are wolf shifters?

Can vampires shift to animals? If so what animal(s)?

What would be creepier, your dog talking or your dog walking on two legs?

What would be normal for an average animal but strange for shifters?

Do avians/bird shifts require wing care (what is it called pruning???molting???)?

How animal-like are animal demi-humans?

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This came to me in a vision

Pride is very much a dark cabernet person, like most of their clothes are black and cherry red, though their music taste is much closer to 2010-2020 dark Steampunk–Vaudevillian circus/ 40s-60s jazz music (I'm totally not forcing that on them because it's my favourite genre of jazz no...)

P!atd is one of their favourite artists, them and their parents used to go to every live show they could after discovering it. A close second would be Will Wood and his connecting bands, with Tally hall and their connecting bands coming in third.

Psychedelic horror is their favourite genre (I don't watch horror so I have no movies to list off) house of leaves is their all time favourite book (I only know it cuz a friend of mine was reading it) and obviously TMA is their favourite podcast.

I think that every year they dressed up for Halloween and went trick or treating until they couldn't because they were a grown person asking for candy. A small list of costumes are; Cat, the devil from the emperor's new clothes music video, shark, The Spine from steam power giraffe, Brendon Urie's outfit for I write sins not tragedies music video.

They had no friends for a good reason, they were an adult virgin before they were an adult — a good looking one, but that came when they turned 20.

[idchewonyou]

I think bf/gf asmr isn’t “niche” but actually liking it is. Thanks to the whole “listening to boyfriend asmr” trend.

Being a roleplay asmr enjoyer is so, like, not embarrassing, but if someone brings it up in conversation, you just have to sit there and shut up because WHATEVER they’re about to say isn’t gonna.. be very opened minded.

And it sucks because ITS GOOD. Not only for comfort, but it’s entertaining. Like cmon, there’s Redacted, theres Escaped Audios, there’s Yuurivoice, there’s Desmond asmr, Obsidian Lantern, ScytheAudio, Mage Bunkshelf, Reverie Audios, Castleaudios (Claire mommy), and so, SO many more great creators who practically make shows and the whole entire genre of content is dumbed down to “cringy boyfriend/girlfriend asmr/goon asmr”

RELEASE ME FROM THIS PRISON

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Suddenly inspired by two headcanons I just saw

What changed?

I think it'd be cute if something big (or small) changed about the listeners and speakers after getting together

𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠. . .

Strawberry Mentos by Leanna Firestone ↻ ◁ II ▷ ↺

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Sam & Darlin - Sam started a garden so Darlin could make flower crowns again, Darlin started playing with the pack kids to make up for lost time and mean faces

Angel & David - Angel stayed up for longer (if they weren't working they were asleep), David started sleeping in for Angel

Baabe & Asher - Baabe started being known for their naps because they were so relaxed, Asher learned card games to play with Baabe

Gavin & freelancer - Freelancer is less irritable and more giddy, Gavin has learned that love has no conditions

Damien & Huxley - Damien relaxes more often, Huxley has learned how to cook

Dear & Lasko - Dear is on time, Lasko can focus better

Honey & Guy - Honey hangs out with people, Guy has a self-esteem now

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Ashley & Denny's - Ash is more confident, Denny's learned how to make pancakes without burning anything (save for herself, her finger prints are not okay)

Raven & Ivan - Ivan is a tad more cautious, Raven... Shit man, like everything... She went to therapy idk

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(I just realized that for the exemption of like 2 listeners no one has canon nicknames for NTA)

Chester & Babe - Chester knows his worth, Babe got into video games

Caleb & Mate - Celeb actually does shit now, his mate has less nightmares

Conner & Lass - Lass got into horseback riding, Conner got really into trash TV

Mitch & Lamb - Mitch is less irritable, Lamb wears more flannels

Harlow & Sailor - Sailor got back into painting, Harlow learned more about boats

Jason & Foxy - Foxy has invented whole new systems for red hood, Jason excepts more help

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Eve & BB - BB is less irritable, as is Eve

Scypher & Scales - Scales got back into dancing and music, Scypher got more into musical Theater

Fangs & Sasha - Sasha is more stern, Fangs gives no shit and takes no shit

Frosty & Iris - Frosty is more thoughtful, Iris is more outgoing

Vix & Captain (I MISS THEM SO MUCH) - Captain is in less denial, Vix needs more naps

Prince & Nyx (I MISS THEM EVEN MORE)- Prince is more open minded, Nyx is less hostile

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Claire & Hotshot - Hotshot bakes more often, Claire has gotten back into sweets

Beth & Beautiful - Beautiful is more focused in the present, Beth gets into less fights

Gen & Knight - honestly? literally nothing, these guys have been dating for so long it's hard to tell what has changed

Abby & Dear - actively nothing cuz these two are COWARDS (I need them to get with rose rn god damn it.)

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ANYWAYS! I miss my darlings, I'm bored, and thinking about getting my nose pierced, mayhaps conning my older sibling later to get my septum pierced (and theirs re-pierced) also maybe my ears re-pierced and more piercings

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I like to believe that redacted won't kill off someone important like a listener or a lore important character

But I've watched escape audios

I KNOW THEY'LL KILL OFF WHOEVER THEY WANT! NO ONE IS PROTECTED BY PLOT ARMOUR

escape audios has given me trust issue

In audio rp, there is no big boy company stopping these meany pants from killing off a beloved character (I'm looking at you escape and gba)

[escapedaudios]

When I was like seven years old I gained sufficient media analysis to figure out that plot armor was a thing. I thought it ruined stories and I vowed that if I ever made movies I'd put the fear of God in every single viewer that absolutely no one has plot armor. This is me making due for my childhood self.

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Don't you ever touch a movie set. Because I know I'd watch it and experience anguish

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I like to believe that redacted won't kill off someone important like a listener or a lore important character

But I've watched escape audios

I KNOW THEY'LL KILL OFF WHOEVER THEY WANT! NO ONE IS PROTECTED BY PLOT ARMOUR

escape audios has given me trust issue

In audio rp, there is no big boy company stopping these meany pants from killing off a beloved character (I'm looking at you escape and gba)

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Don't be American chat— it is June 20th, July 4 is when we set off all the fireworks in the summer. Leading up to July fourth in the last two weeks of June and the first week in July, firework sellers will sell their fireworks and people will buy them. Many people (for some reason) in those weeks will set off those fireworks (and I'm not talking about something small like Roman candles or smoke balls) and for the rest of July people will continue to set off the fireworks they didn't set off on the 4th

This also applies to new year's but I'm less miffed about it then because of other things that tend to happen around new years and also I know how people party

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Oh we're going back to when redacted peaked with all the new lore driven videos TWO IN ONE DAY BAYBE

Anyways

Dreamer pushing off the concerns of others because they don't want to burden anyone, dreamer pushing off their visibly declining mental health in favour of making friends to hide their flaws in their mental state

Dreamer only confiding in Corvus because Corvus could feel their emotions, fully willing to tell no one because it's better for no one to know.

Dreamer talking about writing a story about latency but knowing that they pushed that experience on themselves and never writing it

Dreamer not going to a therapist because they know that it's all self inflicted pain and problems and that type of hurt is all their fault and that's not something you can get fixed

Dreamer trying to fix it on their own and realising that it quite literally is all in their head and they made it up

Dreamer allowing dread, guilt, and regret to fill them when they hang up on a useless phone call after being told basically that it's in their head and to get therapy

Anyways, does anyone else get annoyed when English movies and TV shows will portray something that clearly is meant to read in some other language and they use English words but keep only some of the non English things (ex; using Herr instead of Mr/sir but using Mrs/ma'am instead of the German counterpart)

((please seek help if you see any of dreamer's actions in yourself, it is not healthy and you do deserve help. Your emotions and trauma is valid no matter the situation that surrounds it))

[escapedaudios]

When I was a boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. As a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

[ange1b1tez]

Update im still yearing for an audio where the speaker reacts to there listener BURSTING into unstoppable tears. And have it be the first time they saw them cry. I NEED TO FEEL THERE HORRIFIED DESPITE FEAR BRO PLEASE.

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If this doesn't happen with Lincoln and dreamer ima be pissed