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Ajax: Yesterday, I overheard Xavier saying βare you sure this is a good idea?β and Wednesday replying βtrust me,β and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
Wednesday: teenagers now do drugs and have sex - meanwhile, I was learning the most effective way to decapitate a man.
Enid:You guys worried about Xavier ?
Eugene:Totally!
Ajax: Yeah, he called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"
Enid: And what'd you say?
Ajax: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."
Ajax:
Enid: Heβs lucky to have you as a friend.
Xavier: Hey, whatβs the name of the guy who lives down the block?
Wednesday: His cats' names are Walter and Rose.
Xavier: That's not what I asked.
Wednesday: That is all the information I have.
Eugene, wearing an apron: Wednesday!! Youβre back!
Wednesday:
Ajax, wiping the counter: Welcome home!
Xavier, opening the oven: We missed you!
Enid, setting the table: We're having dinner now!
Wednesday:
Wednesday: This is IKEA. We're going to get kicked out.
Weems: Well, Mr Thorpe, is there anything you would like to say to Mr Galpin ?
Xavier: How do I put this delicately? Youβre a horrible person and I hate you.
Weems: How about we frame our statement with βWhen you do this, it makes me feel thisβ?
Xavier: When you exist here, it makes me deeply annoyed. Because youβre a horrible person and I hate you.
Xavier *to Wednesday*: I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are.
Xavier: Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't-
Wednesday: *driving the squad somewhere*
Eugene: Wow Wednesday, when did you get your driver's license?
Wednesday: My what?
Xavier, reaching for the door handle: I need to get out of this fucking car.
Xavier, whispering: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Wednesday: Which one? you know I can't do both.
Wednesday: *hitting Xavier*
Xavier: Ow! What are you doing?!
Wednesday: Hitting on you.
Xavier: THATS NOT HOW YOU DO IT
Xavier: Are you⦠blushing?
Wednesday: What, no!
Xavier: Did I get the ever-stoic, hardcore, total badass Wednesday Addams to blush?
Wednesday: No.It's⦠It's allergies.
Xavier: Huh. "Allergies". And not that I told you "you look freaking hot when youβre contemplating violence and murder?"
Wednesday: *blushing harder; voice cracking* N-no.
Enid: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
Xavier: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Bianca: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thanks for finding this!
Ajax: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Wednesday: My moral code. Never thought Iβd see you again.
Enid:
Enid: Do you guys need a hug?
Enid: Do you guys ever think about dying? Xavier: Yes. Wednesday: Only when I'm awake. Enid: Enid: Right. Ok. You two carry on.
Wednesday: Xavier can dance.
Enid: Look how you just said "Xavier can dance."
Wednesday: What? I'm just saying, I'm surprised that he can dance.
Enid: That sounded more like "I'm surprised I still have my clothes on."
Tyler: you know you don't have to narrate my every movement
Wednesday: his mouth would move but I would not listen
Xavier, whenever Wednesday comes up with a plan: Operation "This Will Most Likely End Badly" is a go.
Xavier: Would you love me if I was a worm?
Wednesday: Rest assured.
Xavier: Awww...
Wednesday: But actually, worm brains don't produce hormones to induce love, so the real question here should be... Would YOU love me if you were a worm?
Xavier: . . .