Xavier Thorpe & Wednesday Addams

⊰ 𝐑𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 ⊱

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Ajax: Yesterday, I overheard Xavier saying “are you sure this is a good idea?” and Wednesday replying “trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

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Wednesday: teenagers now do drugs and have sex - meanwhile, I was learning the most effective way to decapitate a man.

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Enid:You guys worried about Xavier ?

Eugene:Totally!

Ajax: Yeah, he called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"

Enid: And what'd you say?

Ajax: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."

Ajax:

Enid: He’s lucky to have you as a friend.

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Xavier: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives down the block?

Wednesday: His cats' names are Walter and Rose.

Xavier: That's not what I asked.

Wednesday: That is all the information I have.

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Eugene, wearing an apron: Wednesday!! You’re back!

Wednesday:

Ajax, wiping the counter: Welcome home!

Xavier, opening the oven: We missed you!

Enid, setting the table: We're having dinner now!

Wednesday:

Wednesday: This is IKEA. We're going to get kicked out.

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Weems: Well, Mr Thorpe, is there anything you would like to say to Mr Galpin ?

Xavier: How do I put this delicately? You’re a horrible person and I hate you.

Weems: How about we frame our statement with “When you do this, it makes me feel this”?

Xavier: When you exist here, it makes me deeply annoyed. Because you’re a horrible person and I hate you.

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Xavier *to Wednesday*: I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are.

Xavier: Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't-

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Wednesday: *driving the squad somewhere*

Eugene: Wow Wednesday, when did you get your driver's license?

Wednesday: My what?

Xavier, reaching for the door handle: I need to get out of this fucking car.

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Xavier, whispering: Just be yourself. Say something nice.

Wednesday: Which one? you know I can't do both.

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Wednesday: *hitting Xavier*

Xavier: Ow! What are you doing?!

Wednesday: Hitting on you.

Xavier: THATS NOT HOW YOU DO IT

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Xavier: Are you… blushing?

Wednesday: What, no!

Xavier: Did I get the ever-stoic, hardcore, total badass Wednesday Addams to blush?

Wednesday: No.It's… It's allergies.

Xavier: Huh. "Allergies". And not that I told you "you look freaking hot when you’re contemplating violence and murder?"

Wednesday: *blushing harder; voice cracking* N-no.

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Enid: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Xavier: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Bianca: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thanks for finding this!

Ajax: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Wednesday: My moral code. Never thought I’d see you again.

Enid:

Enid: Do you guys need a hug?

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Enid: Do you guys ever think about dying? Xavier: Yes. Wednesday: Only when I'm awake. Enid: Enid: Right. Ok. You two carry on.

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Wednesday: Xavier can dance.

Enid: Look how you just said "Xavier can dance."

Wednesday: What? I'm just saying, I'm surprised that he can dance.

Enid: That sounded more like "I'm surprised I still have my clothes on."

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Tyler: you know you don't have to narrate my every movement

Wednesday: his mouth would move but I would not listen

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Xavier, whenever Wednesday comes up with a plan: Operation "This Will Most Likely End Badly" is a go.

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Xavier: Would you love me if I was a worm?

Wednesday: Rest assured.

Xavier: Awww...

Wednesday: But actually, worm brains don't produce hormones to induce love, so the real question here should be... Would YOU love me if you were a worm?

Xavier: . . .