Waxillium Ladrian

The Real Waxillium Ladrian for certian

[wax-and-wayne]

*steals your dinner*

@edgedancing-food-thief

Wayne already does that. I don't need two of you

[wax-and-wayne]

Mind if I take a blood sample? For science purposes

@a-wandering-biomancer

Last time that happened I almost got poisoned. Ask @and-wayne

[alethkars-true-king]

So... I just... talk to a sword then. *Summons Oathbringer, drops it quickly.*

I'm not picking you up off the floor, don't look at me like that. I'm not touching a spren. It's weird. Especially not a half-dead one. ....Denouement's different. She doesn't count. Obviously.

What am I even supposed to say to a sword? It's not like this is actually going to do anything. This is stupid. *dismisses Oathbringer*

[horsolin-kholin]

I used to talk to Maya about whatever was happening. Especially before a duel.

[wax-and-wayne]

Nothing weird about that. I talk to all my guns on the regular

[wax-and-wayne]

*in noble accent, wearing a fancy bowler* Lord Ladrian, I am pleased to extend to you a formal invitation to the nest of @the-ominous-chasmfiend

Not to worry, it may be an intimidating sight, but it is as sweet as a puppy.

-@and-wayne

Forward all applications to Sters please

[wax-and-wayne]

Your coat looks really inconvenient, how doesn't it get tangled in itself??

I am blessed by Harmony himself with flawless coat skills

[wax-and-wayne]

The Nice part about Knowing Wayne is that he’s just so rusting nice to everyone. How does one stay so above it all, I wonder

[and-wayne]

@steris-ladrian-nee-harms come chasmfiend nest. Warm and comfy. @the-ominous-chasmfiend nest perfect for writing lists in.

[steris-ladrian-nee-harms]

@wax-and-wayne dear, what is Wayne inviting me to?

[wax-and-wayne]

Appears to be some form of gathering on Roshar

[wax-and-wayne]

miss me, wax?

@forever-a-lawwoman

*Shoots you again*

[forever-a-lawwoman]

Well that’s not very respectful at all, I haven’t even done anything yet. Is that anyway to treat your wife?

[wax-and-wayne]

Former Wife. Former Wife who has, in fact, tried to murder me multiple times.

@steris-ladrian-nee-harms is my wife now

[wax-and-wayne]

miss me, wax?

@forever-a-lawwoman

*Shoots you again*

[and-wayne]

If I had to pick one different feruchemical metal, I'd pick steel. Imagine speed bubbles plus stored speed. Gonna break the sound barrier!

[wax-and-wayne]

Hahahahahahahahaahahahaaaa!

[wax-and-wayne]

Sounds fun

[and-wayne]

... Wax. Mate. We have got to get you an unkeyed steelmind. You zoomin' around at super speed would put the fear of Harmony in every criminal on the planet.

[wax-and-wayne]

I believe my revolver #1,034 does that well enough.

@i-am-i-think could you get some Feruchemy form me please?

[and-wayne]

If I had to pick one different feruchemical metal, I'd pick steel. Imagine speed bubbles plus stored speed. Gonna break the sound barrier!

[wax-and-wayne]

Hahahahahahahahaahahahaaaa!

[wax-and-wayne]

Sounds fun

[and-wayne]

If I had to pick one different feruchemical metal, I'd pick steel. Imagine speed bubbles plus stored speed. Gonna break the sound barrier!

[wax-and-wayne]

Hahahahahahahahaahahahaaaa!

[wax-and-wayne]

You ever meet the Pendragon Gang? Three people, seem to represent some town or other

OOC: Is this an actual thing?

[and-wayne]

Y'can't go thinkin' "oh, woe is me, I ain't never gonna be as good of a shot as Dawnshot!" You gotta have realistic aspirations. Compare yourself to the rest of us mortals.

'course, in that case, y'ain't never gonna be as good of a shot as Marasi Colms, but at least you're in the same category.

[wax-and-wayne]

Hey! I miss my shots all the time!

When was the last? Uhh, thirteen years ago I think. Two bullets. Basically yesterday

[and-wayne]

Dawnshot. Hundredlives. Deadfinger. What's a fellow gotta do 'round here to get a cool title? Ain't fair that they only give 'em out to official lawmen. I'm way more famous 'n Miles!

[wax-and-wayne]

Walk quietly and cock a big gun

[and-wayne]

So you might notice I don't look very Terris, but at least I ain't actually that short. I just stand next to rustin' Waxillium Ladrian all the time. And Wax is both Noble Tall and Terris Tall.

[1kit]

*pats your head, adding a sunhat*

Yes you are.

:)

[and-wayne]

*blinks rapidly as he adjusts to the hat, then smiles a lazy smile* Mmh, no use worrying about these things, is there? We all grow just as much or as little as the Lord Survivor would have wanted us to, I'm sure. Who has time to worry about things like height when the weather is this nice and the fish are biting beautifully?

[wax-and-wayne]

Have you seen those statues of The Final Emperor? I'm barely shoulder height

[ironeyes-twice-over]

Hey there, Dea- uh, Marsh! I been wonderin'... when you lie down to sleep, do the spikes ever get caught on stuff? Cause, see, I know now from experience they're real uncomfortable. - @and-wayne

They used to, at first, but you get used to them and steer clear.

[wax-and-wayne]

Wayne! Hello!

[and-wayne]

Wax! *he tackles him in a bear hug*

[wax-and-wayne]

*Returns hug vigourously* I missed you!