I'm back in the fucking building again

N, 27, they/them.

[waylouder]

hello. welcome to me.

call me N, or 'yours' if you prefer ;)

🔐 under the protection of @king-of-the-great-north 🐾

single, non-monogamous, always down for a good time as the cool kids say 💕

this is a minor-free kink blog. minors are not to follow me.

i am a nsfw blog!! I try my best to tag things, but if you'd like to follow me and would like a certain kink/tw tagged pls let me know what tag you blacklist!! <3

'#n is talking' for my original posts

'#n says hi' for answered asks

rules for interacting:

♡ follow before dming!

♡ no limits on asks! ask away!

♡ i reserve the right to tell u to fuck off in the dms :P

♡ im mostly t4t! cis men take bottom priority on my list, dont be suprized if i just straight up ignore u lmao u have to earn ur place

♡ NO PICTURES! EVER!

ABOUT THE QUEER NSFT SERVER:

If you have not received an invite after 48 hours feel free to DM me or send me an ASK!

kinks listed blow the cut:

♡ tickling (fucking obviously) BTW: if you don't want vids and gifs of this kink in ur dash, i use the tag 'irl tickles'

♡ cnc

♡ hypno

♡ mind control/break

♡ orgasm control

♡ degradation & praise

♡ monsterfucking

♡ puppyplay

♡ kidnapping

♡ intox

♡ more tba ♡

[human-pet-they]

[swagophile]

[anxious, concerned] im so fucked. theres so many things about me my friends would hate if they found out about. if anyone knew who i really am id be completely and torally despised [thinks a little harder] But thats fine. Everyone is like this. Its normal actually. Everyone is secretly evil but its not a big deal. Its like chill.

[uwuplasmiusuwu]

I just remembered my second Pride, where I made different flag themed daisy chain bracelets/necklaces to hand out. I need folks to understand something:

They were free.

They were fucking free.

They were maybe ¢60 of acrylic yarn each at the most, and the whole ziploc bag of them took 2 hours max.

Three people gave me sad eyes until I took their money.

Someone who was clearly the mom friend of their group made me take a $5 and gave a 10 minute pep talk.

At least four more people insisted on getting change to pay for the, once again, free bracelets.

In spite of all these shenanigans, the absolute best was this one person who I can only describe as, “queer surfer dude who looks like a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend.” I can remember nothing of the outfit, only the impeccable vibes. I did the same thing I did with everyone else, explaining the bracelets were free, and they nodded along as they took the last 6 strand rainbow bracelet. As soon as they had it on their wrist, they pointed at something over my shoulder and, like a fool, I looked.

Next thing I know, they’re running off cackling, yelling, “YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME!” and I’m holding a fucking $20. I had to stop at least two people from chasing them, cause they thought the person stole something, and then they tried to give me money cause they thought it was funny seeing me flail over people being Too Nice.

That was the year I got reverse-robbed at Pride. I hope everyone out there is having a good time and, in particular, that queer surfer dude is out there still causing benevolent chaos.

[leebrontide]

The gay agenda

[lokaror]

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

[orcboxer]

what now?

[lokaror]

Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"

[bardjulus]

guys this bedtime story is really scary can you tell me a different one

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

little miss anxiety disorder is walking back and forth and looking around at all the little details of the room and trying to figure out what exactly is a little wrong with everything and maybe she knows it's all in her cute little head and maybe she doesn't but either way if you tell her to calm down she's going to have to fucking kill you sorry not sorry.

[churrotowns]

since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

[brightlotusmoon]

[tomboytranny]

actually the world needs more trans women to become full of themselves and act like hot shit all the time

[bluwubewwy]

Girls love asking for each others discords and then not talking its our favourite activity

[pocket-deer-belly]

hi i hope it's not super obvious that people around me could barely feign interest in things i liked when i was a kid. can i show you this thing i made

[alittlepraise]

who wants to take me to an aquarium and spend a whole day there listening to me say “wooowwww” and “they look so cute” at every fish

[00000066]

[ratgirl-deluxe]

you can do this thing called hug me a lot and it'll pay off because of my soft

[normalpersonblog]

(thinks about something someone said 2 months ago) Fuck you

[lunas-lair]

Adding “if that makes sense” to the end of any ramble cause I have no fucking clue what I just said or if it was coherent

[greelin]

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

[redstonedust]

you think you're sooooooooo funny huh? well you are. i find you a delight to be around and im glad you have the self confidence to recognise it. i love you.