Everyone should follow my other blog

Main art blog is @innocuously-ostentatious. FOLLOW THAT ONE INSTEAD. If you want to know my pronouns you have to go over there to find out Header photography done by meeee, I'm very proud of it

[flamboyantly-understated]

Was looking through my blog for some things I reblogged a while back and I found so many no-note bangers. On the one hand this is a bit of a tragedy because nobody is seeing my beautiful genius ideas, but on the other hand if anybody saw and agreed I am funny and started following me with the expectation of consistent bangers then I fear I would have to delete this account

[flamboyantly-understated]

I wasn’t kidding about this btw. There are too many people following me now. I should never try and be funny ever again this is stressful

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

i love that 17th century jewish poltergeist story where the family living in the haunted house calls a catholic priest for help before they contact a rabbi, because yeah, i think that would be my call too; id be like, oh? a demon in my house speaking latin and drawing inverted crosses on my wall in sulfuric bile? then without even questioning my faith i’d call up the catholic church and be like yo father, one of your boys loose come get him

[louisegluckpdf]

the earth hates to see my meek ass coming

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[unalivejournal]

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

[the-muppet-joker]

I am covered in bugs, I am bugmogging everyone. I am severing all my ties to humanity to bugmaxx and become the alpha. They will eat my skin and birth me anew. I'm Like The Joker But A Big Bug. I'm like the Joker, But A Big Bug.

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[pjackk]

"MEN" IN BALTAMORE ONLY WANT TO WACH ANIME AND PLAY GAMES ALL DAY!

Enjoy Prototype Jack original post!

[pjackk]

How did they add pink strange langauge to my words

[kalichnikov]

[clarificationsw]

literally my dad

[chaussurre]

[luntfontanne]

damn he really is an all-time poster

[i-like-reblog-maps]

What month were you born in?

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Voting ended onMay 28

Doing a final project in my stats class, we have to pick a subject and collect data on it. We need at least 100 data points, and I figured this blog is big enough that a poll on here could get to that pretty easily!

Doing my project on if it’s more likely to be born in certain months :]

I have gotten the OK from my teacher to collect data using a Tumblr poll, btw. I’m also going to have to send her this post as proof of where I got the data from / proof I didn’t just make up the numbers. So. Behave

[edgar-allan-possum]

[agendermetalbender]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[sanjipussyindulgence]

[ash-and-starlight-deact]

what if during their life changing field trip toph and zuko picked up a new chill hobby

[ash-and-starlight-deact]

to everybody who said they’d make a bong: you’re right and I love you

[zed-echo-ro]

[krasnoarmeyets]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[mathematikerin-freyja]

The difference between medicated for ADHD me and not medicated for ADHD me is basically that.

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I will NEVER deactivate. and how DARE you

[mobjack878]

and on the pedestal these words appear: "i am Ozymandias, King of Kings. look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair." nothing beside remains.

[shmooseee]

MORE CARL MORE CARL NOWWWW

[apatheticfluorescence]

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

[headspace-hotel]

Shakespeare is like this

[insufferablepirate]

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal