The Wayward Badger

The ramblings of a kinky, poly, switchy 60-something guy. NSFW, not appropriate for minors. Almost nothing but the occasional caption is mine; if you see work of yours that you'd like removed, let me know. And if you're a domme or switch looking for a IRL, FTF boytoy and enjoy my sensibilities, please feel free to contact me as well. :-) Just do so politely or you’ll get spam-filtered. Not looking for pro-dommes or findoms, just genuine GFD.

[sleepyhighlover]

Touching myself is fun and all but I wish I had someone to do it for me

[waywardbadger]

Oh, I feel the sameeee…

[percysfoxblog]

[waywardbadger]

Lovely little kit! ❤️❤️❤️

[michaelnordeman]

Eurasian red squirrel/ekorre. Värmland, Sweden (30 May 2026).

[waywardbadger]

THE TUFTY EARS!!! SO CUTE!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[wilwheaton]

“This is big tech in 2026. It is no longer about building cool apps, useful devices, or worthwhile services. Instead, all big tech can do is desperately take things that worked and slap new coats of paint on them endlessly while shoving in more AI features, ads, and paywalls in a desperate attempt to convince shareholders that they are making big changes as they do whatever it takes to make that number go up.”

— Google Kills Fitbit App And Everyone Hates Its Crappy Replacement

[waywardbadger]

[desiresofadomme-deactivated2026]

Is it too much to ask for?!

Having a pretty boy to help me unwind after a long day… ughhh shoving him between my thighs with my fingers in his hair, pushing it deeper into me so i can feel his warm lips pressed against me. Use his pretty face to cum…

The look of pride in his eyes after i made myself cum on his face would be so cute. Out of breath, I’d point to my feet… rub now😉. Is that really too much to ask for?

[waywardbadger]

For the right person, I’d joyfully be him. ❤️

[libiskus]

🙏

[waywardbadger]

❤️❤️❤️❤️

[mistress-of-denial-deactivated2]

[kinkyguy1964]

I hope it will be Miss

[missmaam82]

Don’t worry…it will be mine…

[waywardbadger]

Would that I had someone who felt that way…

[tyler-masoch]

[b--j--frazier]

A bonus one on Two for Tuesday

[waywardbadger]

❤️❤️❤️🥵🥵🥵😳😳😳

[cloudy-mind-messy-notes]

tying up touch starved boys is so fun cause they get ridiculously needy, one little kiss, a hand on their thigh, and suddenly they’re whining and begging to touch you back

[waywardbadger]

1. Touch starved? OMG yes that is me…

2. Being tied up? ⭐️🌟💫

[ellipsus-writes]

If you haven't heard, the em dash has been getting a lot of attention lately…

Because it was trained on pirated work—including freely accessible online writing (like fanfic, academic texts)—ChatGPT picked up patterns and quirks native to human writing.

Including (sigh) the em dash.

There are other victims here (RIP tapestry and delve 🫠), but the appropriation of the em dash—a punctuation mark beloved by writers everywhere—feels especially personal.

A kind of low-grade panic is ensuing. Writers who once memed their own em dash overuse—the greatest punctuation mark ever to grace the control-freak’s lexicon, frankly—are suddenly backing away to avoid accusations.

No. More. We have centuries of dash-abusing writers behind us. We will not sit quietly while AI repurposes our beloved stilted aside—or the just-one-more clarification the sentence demands—or the dramatic pause your comma could never—etc.

You don’t write like AI—AI writes like you.

Defend the em dash.

(Feel free to download/share/stick it where it matters!)

[weaselle]

[pervhedonistdad]

how I wanna be used over the weekend.

[val-in-red]

rope bondage is so tooth-rottingly romantic to me bc you really can't do much as a rope bottom except sit there and look pretty, it feels amazing but you can't do it on your own, someone has to decide "hey, I'd like to spend a long time making and watching this guy be unable to move or do much at all to reciprocate, I just like looking at him, I just think he's cute with the ropes digging in and when all he can do is squirm a little and maybe flirt/beg with his eyes and accept what I give him hehe I could do this for hours" and I'm supposed to be normal about what that entails. insane. wow you really like hanging out with me that much? just like that? what the fuck. me too

[feminineintrovert-deactivated20]

Just because she's a dominant woman doesn’t mean she's not a romantic person.

[meanest-bitch]

imagine him, sweaty and warm all over, trembling in his restraints, barely coherent

drool painting his chin, lips parted as he gasps for air, moans and whimpers slipping out in between

his desperate noises underlined by the low hum of the toy currently cruelly tied to him, and no matter how much he squirms, it’s not budging

either whining about wanting to come or complaining about not being able come again

while you play with his hair and have his head on your lap

meeting his desperation with cruel, uncaring yet caring calmness

ignoring his complaints and caressing his jawline as he learns to just take it

imagine him kissing your hand as the vibration wrecks his body

[waywardbadger]

🥵🥵🥵😳😳😳❤️❤️❤️

[meanest-bitch]

making him feel floaty and warm via hypnosis and soft restraints and loads of sweet touches

and then meanly ending it by overstimulating him until he cries

[waywardbadger]

OMG, yes, please.

[ac1dbathh]

unpopular opinion: SUBBY MASCULAR GUYS.

like..

i love a guy who is masculine,maybe with some muscles or a lil chubby,with a masculine body and appearance,even behaviour: strong,dominant with other people,the stereotype of masculine guy

but then you call him sweetheart and he melts? GIMME THAT

like yes honey,youre a strong big boy but you will be a mess for mommy.

[waywardbadger]

That would be me…