WaywardKilljoy23

I invented this level of Hell and I can't get out... Help me

[bucky-bucky-bucky-bucky]

I’ve been staring at this picture for three hours

[thestuffedalligator]

This is the level of hyperanalystic bullshit I live for

[vivaciousarcanist]

not so fast, in the review of gusteau’s anton ego compares gusteau to chef boyardee or hector boiardi with a tone implying that boyardee is dead and in history

given that gusteau died shortly after this and the will takes 2 years after death

assuming that ego’s review was the same year that boiardi died then the absolute EARLIEST the movie can take place is 1987

and about the incredibles, when looking for the scene with the newspaper i stumbled across this

a headline from 2002, and given that lawsuits generally take a while and september to december is really quick for the banning of supers so let’s say they were banned in mid 2003, at the EARLIEST incredibles can take place in 2018, with ratatouille taking place sometime in between 2003 and 2018

assuming that was a mistake, thunderhead died november 15 1958, a date where superheroes would’ve been illegal if incredibles 1 took place in 1962

and adding onto the impossibility of the date being 1962 his death is included in the shutdown reports of the national supers agency

so the year in which the movies take place is impossible to find because the staff of the incredibles couldn’t chose a date and commit to it

[thestuffedalligator]

I take it back

This is the level of hyperanalystic bullshit I live for

[dog-potato]

IS NO ONE GONNA MENTION THAT THUNDERHEAD IS GAY?!?!

[dammitradar]

OMG OMG OMG

“loves kids, adopted single father of 5 children, raising them with help of his roommate, Scott” 

[majestic-spiffingness-deactivat]

[nothowtheforceworks]

oh my god, they were roommates

[girlfromthe-subway]

“Maybe its not my weekend but its gonna be my year” probably isn’t supposed to be a lyric that is relevant for 6 years straight but I’m just gonna keep rollin with it anyway

[darksber]

he’s a child din

[kristenbouchard]

babes is there anyone who isnt hanging on by the thinnest thread known to man rn or are we all just going thru it this week

[pileofknives]

I shoulda never smoked that shit now I'm deep within the catacombs of Denver International Airport

[anxietyproblem]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[thestovetops]

[alaskabarko]

Christina: hows working with Sam?

Bucky: it's fine. The other day we saw John Walker getting his ass beat by the Dora Malaje

Christina: and where were you

Bucky: I was over on the bench

Christina: and what did you do about that?

Bucky: nothing I was over on the bench

Christina: so you saw what happened and you did nothing

Bucky: yea cause I was sitting over on the bench

[gayplanets]

utterly obsessed with this headline

[lyrslair]

@thegreenwolf​ Update on Prancer!!

[gayplanets]

utterly obsessed with this headline

[lyrslair]

@thegreenwolf​ Update on Prancer!!

[lost-shoe]

Bucky’s face when being thanked though 😭😭😭

[clusterb-itch]

[prettypassing]

brandon flowers sat down when he was 20 and wrote mr. brightside, like he didnt even realize he was going to write the greatest masterpiece of our generation, a song that will be remembered for ages, a timeless classic. a song literally everyone has heard, knows of, and/or can sing along to . like wow, he fucking did THAT 

[oh-good]

destiny was calling him

[dietchola-deactivated20140210]

I WANT 36,000 DOGS

[k347]

100-year-olds kept buying the wrong t-shirt size, nobody bothered enough to tell them otherwise