The Mind of Cake

Just get a glimpse of what I'm thinking about most of the time. Very random but that's how I like it. If you want you can follow me on twitter @catastrophicake!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Fog is just ghost water.

[thegaymerist]

“how’s your summer?”

[xyinx]

“how’s was work?”^

[just-shower-thoughts]

Maybe breaking a mirror is 7 years of bad luck because that’s how long it takes for each cell in your body to be replaced completely, therefore meaning you technically aren’t the person who broke the mirror anymore.

[ruinedchildhood]

#same

[just-shower-thoughts]

A student in bed will remain in bed unless acted upon by a large enough panic

[just-shower-thoughts]

This year has probably given Cards Against Humanity enough material for a stand alone 2017 special edition.

[thetributethatvolunteered]

dan and phil: *do anything*

me:

[poyzn]

NSFW because you’re not allowed to cry at work.

[beardset]

[dailycrest]

[kalmyovagina-deactivated2018052]

[thathomestar]

[prevsofialamb-blog]

# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

[amlielacrx-archived-blog-deacti]

This is it. The video that made memes illegal in Russia. Reblog it every day to piss Sadimir Putin off.

[ioanina]

guys this is part of history now. legislative and cultural history. there will be law students and cultural anthropologists alike debating this video and it’s aftereffects in the future and that is fucking wild

[kainimuramonster]

THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET TO RINSE THE TUB OUT AFTER USING A LUSH INTERGALATIC BATHBOMB!

He’s fine. He got a bath.

Lush glitter is made of seaweed.

[ishkia]

I hope you don’t mind but I drew your cat

[moranion]

i mean, this is pretty much the pinnacle of all things good and bright. a glitter kitty. 

[ruinedchildhood]

[fantasising-about-escape-blog]

[ratbrick]

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

[iwritewithaposionpen-hasmoved]

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

[dirtinthenails]

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

[swanofmischief]

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

[radical-sin-deactivated20140212]

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

[enregize-deactivated20180729]

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

[arsenalqueened-deactivated20150]

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

[underneath-corktrees]

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

[murdock]

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

[girlyghosty]

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

[strawberryoverlord]

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

[offvocalremade]

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

[aeolus06]

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

[politenuclearbomb]

theres a dead body

[olqa]

A collection of pictures of Nathan Fielder sitting/standing alone while others around him having a really good time

[teenscoolest]

[pr1nceshawn]

[realniceusernamebro-deactivated]

“you had to work for it”

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

Mariah Carey on Nov 1st:

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

So it begins..

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

Theres a fucking movie now, Mariah Carey officially owns christmas.

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[gif87a-com]