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No, not even the grimiest of dive bars are safe. At least he was courteous enough to date it. #ineedablacklight #nasty

These quotes range from the height of inspiration, to the depths of the trench of cringe.

Nothing like finding wisdom in the bar bathroom. Weeks later...

Hey man, I felt really bad so I decided to write an anonymous note in the bathroom of the bar I robbed you at. You know, since I'm such a nice guy.

#Scarletta #dogsofinstagram #snooze

Yeah, Warner Bros thinks @mcassantony and I are press. So we get to watch #GRAVITY early! Shout out to #klout for the hookup

The King in the North can take as much room on the subway as he damn pleases!

Impressive woodwork for drunken bathroom scrawling.

Ah, young love. I wrote a haiku to express my feelings about this:

Young love in dive bars, Hashtags show how much you care. Are we trending yet?

I have to wonder if he hates any one of these things more than the others

Translation: "I have so much time from being unemployed that I have literally created a new language."

I'm just a bill, sittin' on Capitol Hill...

It's Friday, now stop being such a Bad Wolf.

Inevitably, whoever needed that mirror had something in their teeth. Serves them right, defacing a public restroom.

Take a look, someone who was once in this bar bathroom has a clue.

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