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“Oh there’s more than just Grand Slam and Mountain Dew. A lot more.” Mikhail chuckled before perking up as Needle Man and Albert returned.
“It’s a nice sweater Needle Man.” Mikhail said before he laughed at Albert’s question. “Well, it’s quite the story, want me to tell it to you guys while I fix the device? It may take me a while.”
Whilst Needle Man is being giddy in the background, Albert just takes one more good look at Mikhail, before he’d just shake his head. “S-Sure, whatever… now, what is the device you need to have fixed?” he’d ask as he’d heft up a large toolbox that he’d brought with him, putting it down on the table as it’d open up and reveal a dime a dozen of different tools.
“Mikhail claims it’s a dimension travel device, made out of both ancient Earthen and alien technology.” Freeze Man fills Albert in on the goings-on. At first, Albert seemed to be in disbelief, as Freeze merely adds; “Yeah, trust me Pops, I didn’t believe it either. But, I think Mikhail can give a better explanation.”
“You don’t say, Freeze Man…” Albert mutters. “Hmf, dimensional warping… I remember the time when that idiotic, egocentric “Eggman” decided to warp into our world, and how I foolishly teamed up with him!” he looks at Mikhail. “I’ll tell ya Mikhail, if you thought MY ego was soaring, then his would be going all the way to damn Pluto! And I’m NOT talking about the Stardroid.” he huffs, clearly a bit annoyed at remembering it.
“Oh dear lord, that man was THAT bad? I didn’t think it was possible.” He said in disbelief before explaining again, “Yeah, it’s as Freeze Man said, I can dimensional travel. The device comes in two functions: Travel and Data-log. Travel is as the name says it is. Data-log is to record the universe’s information and data, it’s to see if it’s a Core Universe or Timeline, how stable it is, if it’s safe to transfer items through different universes and how it may be affected if someone from another universe were to mess something up. Of course, I have to be the one to name the universe, especially if it’s a new one.. The universe we’re in is a Core Universe with Rank-S Stability on all scales. In other words, it’s a stable universe.”
He puts his hand in the toolbox and fishes out a couple of tools while getting to work, first by cleaning off the Mountain Dew. “The previous universe I went to before arriving here is the same, a Core Universe with Rank-S stability. However, that world’s universe is very, VERY different.”
Once he finishes cleaning, he took a swig of water before continuing, “There’s only one thing to know about this universe that explains everything about it: In that universe, absolutely anything can happen, it’s only a matter of when. It could be why it’s so stable in the first place. So with that said—“
“When I arrived back to that universe, I was attacked by a goose with a knife that was on Bounce Man’s body, said body having been split.”
What.