Byeol 별 ⭐️

“Shane laughed, and his nose crinkled. The freckles got all bunched up under his glasses, and Ilya nearly died.”

[64mpg]

what do you mean my childhood affected me

[64mpg]

i have terrible news

[gaynehollander]

A few years into Shane playing for Ottawa, one of the younger Centaurs, maybe Holmberg, comes to him with a problem. He has been sleeping with this girl for a while now and he's so into her but she travels for work and he knows she has a couple of regular hookups all over the place. So, since Shane - judging by Cap's reputation - has been in a similar position, he asks him how he convinced Roz to be exclusive.

Shane stares at him, uncomprehendingly, for a second before slowly replying, "...I didn't."

Holmberg gives him a deeply skeptical look. "I've seen the way you react when people flirt with Roz in front of you," he says, "there's no way you guys have an open relationship."

"No," Shane clarifies immediately. He would rather set himself on fire than have to live with sharing his husband with another person. "No, we're exclusive," he confirms, "but I never asked him to stop sleeping with other people. He just kind of... stopped. I didn't even find out until a few months after it happened so, I don't know, maybe just wait it out?"

Eventually, the Centaurs learn that, although Cap and Hollzy have clearly found in each other what most people spend their lives searching for, they are the absolute worst people to ask for any type of relationship advice.

[we-never-even-kissed]

‘The cure’ - Olivia Rodrigo - Guiding Hazard

All because my head is full of poison

And my heart is full of doubt

I’ve got toxins in my blood stream

You tried so hard to suck out

And it feels like medication

And it’s good for me, I’m sure

But it don’t matter how your love feels anymore

It’ll never be the cure

Is this too niche

[we-never-even-kissed]

The cure by Olivia Rodrigo but it’s Alhaitham and Kaveh

[we-never-even-kissed]

Ending of Jinx was rushed af and could’ve been done so much better, like how we got plenty of domestic chapters for BJ Alex. Still enjoyed it though… and who am I kidding, Mingwa I’ll be awaiting your next work

[we-never-even-kissed]

What do Japanese indie film makers put in their work to make it so disturbing

[fractally]

I am a fan of the dynamic where there's no leak and Shane moves to the Cens of his own accord and then Shane and Ilya never come out exactly but they just live openly and all these dumbass hockey players are just like

"Oh yeah they're just like that. They live together and room together and vacation together and get mad if they're separated on the bench. And they kiss in the locker room sometimes but it's you know. They're joking around. Good guys. Gay? Well---no I don't think so. I mean that's weird. Roz is a pussy hound. I mean I've never seen him with a woman but you know he is. Anyway Hollander had that whole thing with Rose Landry and he still talks about her, I think he's still hung up on her. Poor guy. I did walk in on Hollander sleeping on Roz's lap the other day but they were just getting in sync for power play you know? You reporters always want to make everything gay it's so weird. What do you mean 'why do they kiss so much' they're the top goal scoring duo in the league"

[we-never-even-kissed]

In hard times I always go back to you.

[we-never-even-kissed]

The club scene but it’s actually a party hosted by Jackson wang

[skyrigel]

[nong-d-nao]

shed some light, shed some light on me please.

[we-never-even-kissed]

How the long game feels rn sitting on my shelf

[we-never-even-kissed]

Experience of reading the heated rivalry books

[we-never-even-kissed]

Hudson, babe, you’re on jimmy fallon WHAT are you doing

[applepie4]

when i say 'boys will be boys' i mean shane and ilya rushing up the stairs to reach the apartment first, i mean ilya shaking his wet hair to annoy shane and kissing his helmet after he scores, i mean them choosing each other's team on the playstation, i mean ilya doing a handstand in the lake

[awinemoth]

the little 'oh' at the end is so funny to me

[we-never-even-kissed]

Seeing lots of ppl on tiktok deny that shanes autistic and isn’t portrayed autistically in any way…

Buddy

He is my neurotic little flowery kitty cat who only wears the same 3 pieces of clothing and is physically incapable of understanding humour

That’s French Ilya