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Dear Minors,

I get you're curious. I get scrolling through Tumblr can be a big turn on.

I get it. Truly, I do.

But, I'm an adult. Old enough to be your mother. You have no place on my page.

Wait a little longer, until you're of legal age in your country. Besides, young and inexperienced teenagers don't belong in kink.

Just like a baby, learn to walk before you try running.

mewnbuns

when he tries to distract you with slow, deep kisses before sinking in another inch

awalkonthelightside

A blue mesh reveal

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❤️

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Frozen Fairy King. Part 2

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Ladies I have another question for you....

What’s one thing you wish guy did while he was going down ?

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Actually suck on the clitoris instead of flicking it with his tongue like how a cat drinks water.

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I have so much to learn thelifeofbunches

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Go slow. Not everything has to be fast paced and crazy all the time

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Hold my thighs. Like grip them, just firm enough…

thetennesseehoneyy

Yasss that clit flicking shit is not the wave.

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What about sucking on the clit ? thetennesseehoneyy

tiffanyaliyah

Fingering at the same time is always nice, but not in and out, find that gspot and massage it why you lick and suck the clit. I will die.

alexundefined

Touch/grab my thighs, my ass, slowly touch down my spine, everywhere, somewhere. Tease me good before you go down & while you’re down there.

torreyashanti

Deadass with the thigh thing Kiss those inner thighs too Pretend you’re passionately kissing the kitty Not a cat drinking water Also don’t even do it if you a)don’t like doing it b)you’re going to do it for 2 seconds

uninhibitedsoul

I couldn’t hit reblog fast enough.

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Don’t be to shy to open it up and really get the clit. Like if dudes really spread the lips and focused on the clit I would lose my mind

jeniphyer

slow down on the flickering thing, that rapid shit isnt pleasurable, slowly running your tongue back n forth tho? Yes.

thigh kissing is nice, ass grabbing, thigh gripping, a little passionate teasing takes you far and honestly gets her wetter by the minute

slow down, take your time at first, dont just dive in, enjoy your meal

that rapid flicking thing doesnt do much for me (i cant speak for every girl) but slow runs across the clit are lovely, just focus on the clit, let your fingers do some work if you get tired or something

I dont know about every girl but that mimic-my-dick-with-my-tongue technique doesnt do shit

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Notice how they’ve all basically said the same thing? I hope you men pay attention. Every woman is different but here are the basics to pleasing us.

1. Stop the fucking flicking shit.

2. Focus on the CLIT. Suck it, circle it. Engulf it. If she moans, keep doing that.

3. But pls, do visit thighland. Inner thigh licking and kissing will set us on fire.

4. What is this fingering shit? Massage the gspot or get out. We feel nothing with that little stabbing motion. Also, stop sticking your 2 inches of tongue in there. Come back up to the clit.

5. LONG stokes with the tongue.

6. Stop humming. Most of us use vibrators so that little humming trick you learned from GQ will pale in comparison.

7. Speaking of vibes, the reason you’re in our bed is because you can do 1 thing our wands and rabbits can’t do. And that’s grab us. Grab us, squeeze us, we want to feel your hands on our body.

8. If you can reach, grab a titty.

9. Some women are self conscious about how they look/taste/smell down there. Or worry about taking too long to orgasm, so let her know you’re enjoying it. Moan, groan, sound like you’re eating a plate of ribs

10. Do it til we cum or GTFO!

neverxxenough

Oh damn 😳😳💕💕

dubblah

Why aren’t things compiled and published like this more often??

And more importantly, why aren’t we being told this stuff while down there? Esp those of us who love doing it and doing it right….. feedback, ladies, when we’re there. Please?

xxxsexxx

moritzstiefeldoesntdosadness

I don’t often post shit like this but all of this is important. Guys, you want the goods? Learn to earn it. And please enjoy yourself. If you do it right you’ll enjoy the sheer fact that SHE’S enjoying it.