flat earth society 2020

[lmaonade]

i work at the post office beating the shit out of your fragile package

[kushblazer666]

[drsweety303-deactivated20240202]

Got so fuqqinq high just now from smoking 𝔩𝔢𝔤𝔤𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰 I bought on 𝔰𝔥𝔢𝔦𝔫.

[klngfili]

lord of the rings bigatures my beloved

[kragehund-est]

im in so much physical pain i might died

[kragehund-est]

disgusting evil bastard muscle

[spaghetti-explosion]

the stingray

[kragehund-est]

[cetitanhasmoved]

[kushblazer666]

[angelicguy]

Excerpt from Chef Master Po's Codex Culinaeria:

"To thrive among the living is to disturb the dead. Attempts at fame will bury you sooner than you thought"

"Hesitation is death"

"I have been told the Rainbow Sauce is my finest work. It is my curse, indeed. In truth there is no rainbow: the flavors effect the mind to reason with that which is on the tongue. I lost the ability to see the rainbow. But I will find it again. And I will finish the sauce once started. Cut my head off, and my hands will finish the sauce. It is written on my bones"

[thebronyguardian]

when i was a lil kid my mother and father and my lil sis died in a murder i was sent to a mental instatution untile i was 18 i then went to the army then i became a royal gaurd i had a child but the child died and over the years insainity took over

Sorry for your lost.. May they find peace… Wait you’re in the army right.

[m4ck4pp1e]

why?

[thebronyguardian]

Just asking. Like have you heard any war stories?

[m4ck4pp1e]

i have been in one

[thebronyguardian]

* salutes*

[m4ck4pp1e]

*salutes back* so your apart of the army too?

[thebronyguardian]

Yes. Mostly in the Lunar Army and The Crystal Resistance.

[m4ck4pp1e]

i seved them all

[thebronyguardian]

How long do your wars last?

[m4ck4pp1e]

4

[depsidase]

[estrogenpatchnotes]

“WOW! PAUL ATREIDIES!” “IT’S NOT PAUL ANYMORE, IT’S DUNC!” “DUNCATREIDIES?” “DON’T MIND IF I DUNE!”

[pissvortex]

“evrart claire is the bad guy” “evrart claire is good actually” evrart claire and the union are meant to show both how ‘corruption’ is used as a bludgeon against working class self-advocacy and the truly real limitations of social democracy. the real political takeaway of disco elysium is that the good guys, revolutionary communists, have become poisoned by large bugs

[pissvortex]

the real political takeaway of disco elysium is that the good guys, Drugs, are being taken away from you by cops and you have to do everything in your power to obstruct justice

[undiscoveredalcoholic-deactivat]

[bearie]

going to quote youtube poop time stamps the way god people quote bible verses

[bearie]

[retroscifiart]

Art by Noriyoshi Ohrai for Dan Simmons’ Hyperion Cantos

[angelicguy]

I don't even like blasting my ray gun anymore. I don't like flying my UFO around anymore

[sirduke]

don't say that

[angelicguy]

I don't even like invading planets

[escuerzoresucitado]