Lose your mind and come to your senses

[ourstrangeduet]

Men are bus schedules

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

how

[ourstrangeduet]

Always lying

[polishingmirrors]

[notchicken]

[flacomexicano-deactivated201806]

me

[kant-deactivated20190908]

for 2017 im gonna fuck off 

[angelicguy]

the average orgasm is 7 seconds. keeping a feral hog in your basement lasts for 5-16 years depending on your ability to care for it. the decision should be clear

[hypersexualsportswear]

[unsends-deactivated20170829]

me: idgaf narrator: they did, in fact, gaf

[hitmewithcute]

[evecoffn]

character concept: two people who have been reincarnated for thousands of years and have always found eachother but instead of being in love they just fucking hate eachother

[wordsnquotes]

I will never apologize for being me, but I will apologize for the times that I am not.

Michael Carini  (via wordsnquotes)

[wolftyla]

aside from the fact that i’m a little f*cked up and have bad anxiety, i’m lit.

[spacebuck]

i don’t mean to be dramatic but anyone that votes trump is dead to me

[princessdanhowell]

people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person

[mountainsbutch]

someone: ahaha zoning out much? anyone home??? haha

me, dissociating: What

[vincentvanleggo-deactivated2018]

[krudman]

I could watch this vine all day

[goodassdog]

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