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serenadeformice-deactivated2025

sad news, my son Crispin Shopify III saw a picture of me when i was breastfeeding him as a baby. the psychiatrists all agreed that exposure to this act which is potentially incestuous and sexual was equivalent to infinite permanent sexual trauma, and so we've decided to euthanize him and just start again from the beginning. hopefully i wont fuck it up again this time. god bless.

vamplire

HEY that's MY emotional support morally ambiguous misunderstood full of trauma touch starved yearning for love drenched in blood responsible for numerous atrocities comfort character who is TRYING & u will TREAT them with RESPECT

fictionalgod

lycanarchy

does my gay little dance

catchymemes

I have an announcement. It was me, I was putting the chemicals in the water that make the frogs gay. The chemicals was actually Dr Pepper. The frogs were already gay but the Dr Pepper made them gayer. I am not sorry.

versacethotty

in the most biblical sense, I am beyond repentance. fame hooker, prostitute, wench vomits her mind.

gildedd-lilyyy

I’ve never understood why premature ejaculation is considered to be a turn off. That shit has me weakkkkk. Like you couldn’t hold back?? Because of ME??