Ladybug: Has anyone ever in any point of your life told you they love you?
Chat Noir: Does family count?
Ladybug: Yes
Chat Noir: Then no.
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@wearechildrenyet
Ladybug: Has anyone ever in any point of your life told you they love you?
Chat Noir: Does family count?
Ladybug: Yes
Chat Noir: Then no.
Chat Noir: I have a solution
Ladybug: Thank God.
Chat Noir: It involves fire.
Ladybug: Absolutely fucking not-
Two perfect girls?
Alya: By the way, which one do you prefer, Marinette?
Marinette: Prefer? What are you talking about?
Alix: We're talking about Chloé and Kagami. Which one is your girlfriend?
Marinette: ... NEITHER OF THEM?! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!
Alya: Let's see, first we have the princess-like Kagami. Although she was already disciplined and elegant, she became more popular after she became more sociable.
Rose: Then there's the "bad girl" type Chloé, who, despite being arrogant and cocky, holds a certain charism that attracts people.
Mylène: It must be worrisome tring to decide who will be your wife.
Marinette: LIKE I SAID, NEITHER OF THEM!
Adrien: Aww, man... i wish i was a girl, so i could be Marinette's wife!
Juleka: I think Kagami would be better. I'm sure she would treat Marinette like a princess.
Adrien: Maybe she could make her happier in the end...
Rose: But you gotta admit, Chloé is pretty and very intense in her passions.
Mylène: Yeah, that's a good point.
Marinette: This is getting out of hand, even Adrien is discussing it with the girls!
Alya: Well, let's try something. Let's see who loves you more, Marinette!
Marinette: Eh?
* later *
Chloé: What? Whats is this package? Hmm... "cursed ring who ruins the hair of the one who wears it"?! That's my chance!
* later *
Chloé: Marinette!
Marinette: Uh... Chloé?
Chloé: Here, take this ring! You have to wear it forever, i'll never forgive you if you take it off!
Marinette: What?!
Alya: Congratulations, Marinette! I'm so touched, i hope you two are very happy together!
Marinette: N... no! That's not it!
Kagami: Marinette?
Marinette: Uh... hi?
Kagami: I'm so sorry, Marinette. I had no idea about your feelings. I've read your love letter.
Marinette: Love le... no, no, Kagami, let me explain it, that's a misunderstan...
Kagami: I've given it a lot of thought, and i'd like to accept your proposal. I'll do my best to make you happy.
Marinette: WHA... WHAAAAT?!
Kagami: Please, take this ring and...
Chloé: Hey! You can't take off this ring! I won't allow it!
Kagami: So vulgar. Don't ever talk to us again. I can't leave Mari-hime to the likes of you.
Chloé: You'll only take off this ring over my dead body!
Marinette: ... does my opinion even matter here?
Adrien: If only i could have a chance with her too...
Adrien: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Marinette: No, that's not how you make cookies.
Plagg: FLOOR IT!!
Adrien: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
Marinette: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Adrien: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Plagg: DO IT!
Marinette: NO-
Ladybug: Are you ready to commit?
Chat Noir: A felony or to a relationship? because the answer to both would be yes.
Adrien: are you into cars?
Marinette: yes, it was truly a masterpiece of a film.
Adrien: no like are you a car person?
Marinette: ...a transformer?
Marinette: For the last time, it is called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Plagg: I don’t think so.
Adrien: Yeah I know what I saw.
Ladybug: So what do you do in your free time? Other than being a superhero.
Chat: I don’t have free time.
Ladybug: What why??
Chat: … *can’t say that he’s a model bc it’s too obvious*
Ladybug: …
Chat: I’m on the run!
if there’s anything marinette learnt from her nonna it was how to secretly curse whilst having a serene smile on her face
so obviously she drops many italian curses
she stares at him for a moment, baffled
lb: “see, what you’re implying is that your puns are a coping mechanism bc of all the ¡?#@!?$!+&¡?¿ in your life”
cn: not wanting to agree or disagree bc both would count as lying to her “…maybe so”
lb: “when everything’s over or when we can safely reveal ourselves I promise to set you up somewhere safe”
cn: he holds out his pinkie “pinkie promise?”
lb: she links pinkies with him and shakes their hands in a deal “pinkie promise”
😳✋ helpfjdjd and when they reveal adrien will be like you promised!! and marinette will help him escape his dad 🤧🤧 i love this
Adrien, texting: Hey, I've got something to show you ;-)
Marinette: You hit 'send' on that picture of Brad Pitt and I hit 'end' on our relationship.
Adrien: I don't have anything to show you.
Chat Noir: Wanna know my biggest secret?
Ladybug: Sure
Chat Noir: If i ever woke up as a donut
Ladybug: You would eat yourself wouldn't you
Chat Noir: Without question
Ladybug: Chat, how are you?
Chat Noir: I’m under stress, I’m under pressure...
Chat Noir: the only thing I’m NOT under is you which is a damn shame honestly
Marinette: What are you doing?!
Adrien, spreading toothpaste on toast: I’m multitasking.
Ladybug: I'm a moderate, peaceful man.
Chat Noir: YOU THREW A CHAIR AT ME!
Ladybug: Which was a peaceful, moderate compromise of the table I wanted to throw instead.
Chat Noir: you’re cute when you’re angry.
Ladybug: Then I’m about to become fucking adorable
Laybug: what are you doing up there?
Adrien: *standing on a chair* I live here, you know. I can stand wherever I want, thank you very much.
Ladybug: ……
Adrien: …….
Ladybug: where’s the cockroach?
Adrien: under the table.
Ladybug: Okay Chat, I'm going to need you to swear.
Chat Noir: Fuck.
Ladybug:
Chat Noir:
Ladybug: I meant like promise...
Chat Noir: This may be dangerous…
Ladybug: I would be disappointed if it wasn’t.