You don't need to be young to be a child.

Basically my kids shows headcanons and incorrect quotes. Only miraculous ladybug so far. Let me know if there's a show you want to see. Main: Sarilinan 

[wearechildrenyet]

Ladybug: Has anyone ever in any point of your life told you they love you?

Chat Noir: Does family count?

Ladybug: Yes

Chat Noir: Then no.

[wearechildrenyet]

Chat Noir: I have a solution

Ladybug: Thank God.

Chat Noir: It involves fire.

Ladybug: Absolutely fucking not-

[wearechildrenyet]

Two perfect girls?

Alya: By the way, which one do you prefer, Marinette?

Marinette: Prefer? What are you talking about?

Alix: We're talking about Chloé and Kagami. Which one is your girlfriend?

Marinette: ... NEITHER OF THEM?! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!

Alya: Let's see, first we have the princess-like Kagami. Although she was already disciplined and elegant, she became more popular after she became more sociable.

Rose: Then there's the "bad girl" type Chloé, who, despite being arrogant and cocky, holds a certain charism that attracts people.

Mylène: It must be worrisome tring to decide who will be your wife.

Marinette: LIKE I SAID, NEITHER OF THEM!

Adrien: Aww, man... i wish i was a girl, so i could be Marinette's wife!

Juleka: I think Kagami would be better. I'm sure she would treat Marinette like a princess.

Adrien: Maybe she could make her happier in the end...

Rose: But you gotta admit, Chloé is pretty and very intense in her passions.

Mylène: Yeah, that's a good point.

Marinette: This is getting out of hand, even Adrien is discussing it with the girls!

Alya: Well, let's try something. Let's see who loves you more, Marinette!

Marinette: Eh?

* later *

Chloé: What? Whats is this package? Hmm... "cursed ring who ruins the hair of the one who wears it"?! That's my chance!

* later *

Chloé: Marinette!

Marinette: Uh... Chloé?

Chloé: Here, take this ring! You have to wear it forever, i'll never forgive you if you take it off!

Marinette: What?!

Alya: Congratulations, Marinette! I'm so touched, i hope you two are very happy together!

Marinette: N... no! That's not it!

Kagami: Marinette?

Marinette: Uh... hi?

Kagami: I'm so sorry, Marinette. I had no idea about your feelings. I've read your love letter.

Marinette: Love le... no, no, Kagami, let me explain it, that's a misunderstan...

Kagami: I've given it a lot of thought, and i'd like to accept your proposal. I'll do my best to make you happy.

Marinette: WHA... WHAAAAT?!

Kagami: Please, take this ring and...

Chloé: Hey! You can't take off this ring! I won't allow it!

Kagami: So vulgar. Don't ever talk to us again. I can't leave Mari-hime to the likes of you.

Chloé: You'll only take off this ring over my dead body!

Marinette: ... does my opinion even matter here?

Adrien: If only i could have a chance with her too...

[wearechildrenyet]

Adrien: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Marinette: No, that's not how you make cookies.

Plagg: FLOOR IT!!

Adrien: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?

Marinette: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-

Adrien: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Plagg: DO IT!

Marinette: NO-

[wearechildrenyet]

Ladybug: Are you ready to commit?

Chat Noir: A felony or to a relationship? because the answer to both would be yes.

[wearechildrenyet]

Adrien: are you into cars?

Marinette: yes, it was truly a masterpiece of a film.

Adrien: no like are you a car person?

Marinette: ...a transformer?

[wearechildrenyet]

Marinette: For the last time, it is called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.

Plagg: I don’t think so.

Adrien: Yeah I know what I saw.

[wearechildrenyet]

Ladybug: So what do you do in your free time? Other than being a superhero.

Chat: I don’t have free time.

Ladybug: What why??

Chat: … *can’t say that he’s a model bc it’s too obvious*

Ladybug: …

Chat: I’m on the run!

[unlucky-babybug]

if there’s anything marinette learnt from her nonna it was how to secretly curse whilst having a serene smile on her face

so obviously she drops many italian curses

she stares at him for a moment, baffled

lb: “see, what you’re implying is that your puns are a coping mechanism bc of all the ¡?#@!?$!+&¡?¿ in your life”

cn: not wanting to agree or disagree bc both would count as lying to her “…maybe so”

lb: “when everything’s over or when we can safely reveal ourselves I promise to set you up somewhere safe”

cn: he holds out his pinkie “pinkie promise?”

lb: she links pinkies with him and shakes their hands in a deal “pinkie promise”

[wearechildrenyet]

😳✋ helpfjdjd and when they reveal adrien will be like you promised!! and marinette will help him escape his dad 🤧🤧 i love this

[wearechildrenyet]

Adrien, texting: Hey, I've got something to show you ;-)

Marinette: You hit 'send' on that picture of Brad Pitt and I hit 'end' on our relationship.

Adrien: I don't have anything to show you.

[wearechildrenyet]

Chat Noir: Wanna know my biggest secret?

Ladybug: Sure

Chat Noir: If i ever woke up as a donut

Ladybug: You would eat yourself wouldn't you

Chat Noir: Without question

[wearechildrenyet]

Ladybug: Chat, how are you?

Chat Noir: I’m under stress, I’m under pressure...

Chat Noir: the only thing I’m NOT under is you which is a damn shame honestly

[wearechildrenyet]

Marinette: What are you doing?!

Adrien, spreading toothpaste on toast: I’m multitasking.

[wearechildrenyet]

Ladybug: I'm a moderate, peaceful man.

Chat Noir: YOU THREW A CHAIR AT ME!

Ladybug: Which was a peaceful, moderate compromise of the table I wanted to throw instead.

[wearechildrenyet]

Chat Noir: you’re cute when you’re angry.

Ladybug: Then I’m about to become fucking adorable

[wearechildrenyet]

Laybug: what are you doing up there?

Adrien: *standing on a chair* I live here, you know. I can stand wherever I want, thank you very much.

Ladybug: ……

Adrien: …….

Ladybug: where’s the cockroach?

Adrien: under the table.

[wearechildrenyet]

Ladybug: Okay Chat, I'm going to need you to swear.

Chat Noir: Fuck.

Ladybug:

Chat Noir:

Ladybug: I meant like promise...

[wearechildrenyet]

Chat Noir: This may be dangerous…

Ladybug: I would be disappointed if it wasn’t.