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We don’t do Kings out here in SoCal

He’s still just as weird at 14

Quiet moments

How every conversation with my boss goes

It’s real annoying to finally have money but instead of being able to do more things instead you’re too busy paying off 20yo you’s debt from when you had no money

Just a horse show dog doing horse show things

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I love when I’m in the middle of speaking and suddenly I’m like wait I literally don’t agree with what I’m saying

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normalize suddenly saying "wait hang on I might have just talked myself out of this" mid rant

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Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists