Bruce gets hit with a spell, and it lowers his inhibitions and whatnot.
Now, itās nothing crazy. Heās just speaking his mind and saying random stuff. Itās actually kind of cute how he compliments them in between his word vomit of wherever his mind trails off to.
āI need to finish signing those papers for the marketing team- Dianaās curls look really pretty today- I donāt remember if I ate breakfast- oh, itās Barry, I love Barry, hi Barry- I need to finish working on those Arrow prototypes for Ollie and sneak them into his base- I have a headache, I wanna take a nap-ā
Itās cute, the League likes it. Bruce doesnāt often speak his mind in ways that arenāt points for self-improvement on the field. But hearing that Bruce actually likes it when they crowd into his space and given him physical affection, or that he enjoys Arthur talking about his underwater escapades, or that Jāonn is one of the very few people he feels safe with in his mind, and that yes, he was the one to steal Clarkās slice of apple pie and blame it on Hal with no trace of guilt in his voice
He's even initiating his own physical affection. He's always held back under the pretense of being professional and focusing on the world-ending catastrophes always happening, but with his inhibitions gone, he's cuddling into Oliver's side, allowing Hal to hang off his arm, pressing a kiss to Dinah's cheek, nuzzling under Clark's chin like a cat
Then, after a few hours of the League monopolizing Bruce's time and soaking up his affection, Dick walks in to take him home, and Bruce starts crying, really hard. Heās just starts babbling about how much he fucking loves his baby and how he's missed him so much, even though they had breakfast together that morning
With each kid that he sees, he starts crying even harder. They genuinely have to have only one or two of them with him at a time, or heāll cry so hard that he will throw up. Bruce's face is all puffy, red, and splotchy, but he somehow makes it look cute
Even though Bruce has expressed how he sees them as family, Stephanie, Duke, Barbara, etc., are a little shocked and teary-eyed at how Bruce keeps reiterating how he loves them and points out little changes they've made that no one else has noticed. He points out how Steph has been getting better with her kicks, how Duke slightly changed his cornrow pattern, how Babs changed the cushion in her wheelchair, and how he's secretly been supplying her high-end cushions without her noticing, and so much more for everyone he knows
Jason gets the biggest reaction, which was to be expected, but all of the kids get intense crying sessions, where Bruce word vomits about how much he adores them and how cute they look at the moment
Damian gets the second biggest reaction, where Bruce just cries about how much he wishes he could've seen Damian grow up and how he's so proud of how Damian's grown into such a kind and compassionate little human being.
Damian is the only kid not actually allowed to leave Bruce alone because he will continuously ask about where he is until he sees him again. He's got Damian on his lap, cuddling him closely because he needs to be touching his baby, while the rest of the kids rotate into the room every so often, so Bruce doesn't get sound and start mumbling how he believes he's a horrible person and doesn't deserve any of them
When the spell wears off, Bruce locks himself in his room out of embarrassment for an entire day afterward. He won't take back anything of what he said, but he's so embarrassed that he had no control over his words and actions
Even when he comes out, his blush is still noticeable, and he gets all grumpy and grumbly when they start to tease him, but he's happy everyone knows how much he cares about them
