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Not today Justin
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Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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#extradirty
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Doug Jones
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@wearethemastersman
Intro
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He/Him
"I do like it when the ladies want to kiss me"
DNI:
People who've invented a new kind of missile
People who won't stop going on about their bloody novel (Thats not even a catchphrase.)
German spies
DI:
Lady assasins
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im going to kill you michael
WHY DO YOU HAVE BEEF WITH MICHAEL UMBRELLA MAN????
I genuinely forgot but im not giving in
I checked and i said her umbrella sucked
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im going to kill you michael
WHY DO YOU HAVE BEEF WITH MICHAEL UMBRELLA MAN????
I genuinely forgot but im not giving in
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im going to kill you michael
it’s the apple anon. you’re getting zero apples…
Well,,, someone give me something. Please. Hell doesnt have to be edible.
hey lung anon here fuck you you're not getting any lungs
fine. 🫁🫁🫁🫁
I have my OWN lungs
[hate mail goes here]
how dare you send me something so graphic and detailed
Why are you so mean anyways? Is it really just cos' you're jealous??
@cockney-in-a-hat
Hah! Like I'd ever be jealous of Michael's beautiful umbrella… or Cholmondeley's knowledge… or tarr and flemings genuine companionship… or your hat…
It is a nice hat. But also I'm not jealous of you.
oh my godd @umbrellaguyofficial is trying to start beef with me in my DMs because I 'misgendered' her umbrella
did you take millie’s hat? it’s grey, it’s a cockney hat (bc that’s what cockneys wear)
@jean-is-2bright4tea
I would NEVER.
*Walks away in suspiciously cockney hat*
Maybe your umbrella sucks, huh??
Have you thought about that
You don't need anon on Michael. I know it's you. To hell with your stupid umbrella I hate him
You do know that it's a KARAOKE PARTY right? And not a standing in the corner, drunk and pissed, while aggressively staring at Fleming party
in fairness i sung something
Under my breath
Well I said something
Er, you know that report thing you'd written, the one that was several pages long? Well, somehow a glass of water fell on it and now it's all wet and smudged. It was a weird accident, I reckon it was the same spirit that haunted the girls' typewriter earlier. Anyways, it's completely unreadable, looks like you're gonna have to do it all over again...
Maybe if ya apologised to Prezzo for calling her by the wrong name twice then maybe the spirit would be nicer to you...
@cockney-in-a-hat
im going to kill someone
Lets hope its the German Chancellor
six days remain…
Of course. Until what, may I ask?
John. I think you and I properly need to talk,
I do apologize for letting my anger get the best of me when you started seeing Ian.
Prez and Ian both have helped me understand my emotions and it was due to me not properly understanding my grief.
I do miss your company, if you are willing to meet me at the same plate I think we can be civil
- @maddscientisttarr
Right, i need to take accountability for something and I'd rather this than whatever I said in the typing pool.
In all fairness, I've acted wrongly and on occasion comically evilly, and so you have every right to be mad.
So yeah. This isn't an apology because sometimes I have to be mean to people and I don't regret that but I should try and become a better person
Imagine having a crush on two people amd then they leave you for each other cuz you're a bitch. Couldn't be me honestly.
- @pink-typist
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Me rn
That's nice, darling.
Imagine having a crush on two people amd then they leave you for each other cuz you're a bitch. Couldn't be me honestly.
- @pink-typist
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Me rn
