Zosia

Hi Carol. This is our Tumblr page. You can ask us any questions you might have about this current situation and we will be happy to answer them as best we can. Remember, your life is your own. (Rp blog run by an individual that also goes by @kweenhera)

[wearezosia]

Hi Carol

We understand this situation much be so concering for you. Reactivating your Tumblr after all these years seems like a good way to relieve some of the stress your under. We know you and your books were very appreciated on this platform. Would you like us to reactivate some of those Wycaro fan accounts?

We are here for you. Anything you want or need will be provided to you. If you have any questions about this situation, feel free to send it to us and we will answer it.

Remember, your life is your own.

[wearezosia]

Happy Mother's day to the last mother on the planet, Laxmi, who is a wonderful caretaker to her son Rami (and therefore all of us).

We love you, Laxmi

[hellzitta]

[wearezosia]

Thank you Carol :)

[wearezosia]

Hi Carol

Our feelings for you haven't changed, but we have decided to take a break from creating content on Tumblr for you and focus on other projects (like building a massive satelite capable of transmiting the genetic code of the physic glue that binds all of us together for example). We really need to focus on ourselves at the moment.

We miss you Carol

I miss you

[csturka]

oh blessed day

[wearezosia]

Hi Carol

Is there anything we can do for you?

[pomegranateplumes]

I am Manousos Oviedo. I am Carol Sturka. We are not one of them. We will save the world.

[wearezosia]

We love both of them so much. We also love and appreciate this wonderful artist!

[crowshaped]

starting off the year with stursia fluff <3

[wearezosia]

What a lovely depiction of you and me Carol.

Hope you also looking at it the same way we do. We still treasure the time we've spent together and if you ever change your mind, we are here for you.

You can always pick up the phone, dial zero and I will answer.

[cyberspaceshawty]

turn your antivirus off and install me

[yeehawbuckarooni]

[kendrysaneela]

Pluribus Texts 8/?

[uio590]

:3

[ellastone-olsen]

Our feelings for you haven't changed, Carol.

[rivkey]

i know the pluribus hivemind would fuck with steely dan

[wearezosia]

We love Steely Dan! Their creative blend of rock, jazz, R&B and blues made them icons for a reason. Their irony-lacened lyrics is just one of many reasons the group became so beloved by so many people, most of whom are now a part of us.

However, we also of course love all '70's soft-rock bands, and also every piece of music ever made. They are all equally wonderful to us.

[kweenhera]

Soooo I totally didn't expect my two biggest special interests atm to intersect at all BUT here is Rhea Seehorn in 1997 explaining the rules of Magic the Gathering!!

[wearezosia]

Maybe we don't need to talk. Do you wanna play a game?

Magic the Gathering? What a fun idea!

We're so sorry by the way that the Universes Beyond: Winds of Wycaro Secret Lair never went to print. Do you want us to print it now?

We will be playing a green-white group hug deck. Our aim is to create as many adorable token creatures as possible. Our Commander? Well, Ms Bumbleflower of course. We just love giving gifts!

Oh, you're playing a mono-blue control deck? Of course you play whatever deck makes you happ--

No, you can't use Arcane Denial to undo the Joining.

Okay, so our creature goes to the graveyard and we create a Food token. Then we cast-- Another counterspell? Really, so soon Carol?

Okay, we'll pay the one.

So we untap, upkeep and draw. We cast-- Another counterspell? How many do you have in that deck? Are we going to get to actually play the--

[Global seizure starts]

[79qyr]

My chaperone.

[killxbunnyyy]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

[wearezosia]

@carol-sturka-official is this you?

[wearezosia]

Hi Carol

We remember how much fun you had laughing at those Goncharov-memes a few years back. If you want, we could make the film for real. Martin Scoorsese is avaliable and happy to direct it. We can shoot on location in Naples if you like and you can visit the set. Is that something that would make you happy?

[wearezosia]

Hi Zosia!

Is Carol the big or the small spoon?

We are happy to be either big spoon or small spoon depending on what she prefers, but in general Carol likes to be big spoon and hold us tight