Breaking news
Island Representative gets arrested for threatening two Dodos. Claim what they said was a fact
Island representative pleads not guilty “they said to think what would dodos do, I was only doing what they said”
“Why you booing me, I’m right!” They say as they’re dragged off to the airlines, where they will be shipped away the next morning
Isabelle wipes a stray tear “Today we say goodbye to our most fucking hated island rep, and as a punishment we make Goddamn Fucking Patty The Cow go with her.”
“Dear god not patty.” the Island rep groans as she’s forced into the small seaplane.
Tom Nook laughs in rich
timmy and tommy throw bells as the plane flies away, the ex-island representative banging on the windows before she is moved out of the way by Patty, who waves and smiles, god knows what will happen next
This is not the first time an Island Representative has threatened the lives of others, nor will it ever be the last. We can only use this day as a reminder that we should look inside ourselves and think: What WOULDN’T a Dodo do?
(credit to my friend @james-kay64, we wrote this together)
