Horse Powered Lasers

[thingsfromthedirt]

[latadelixo]

[theonion]

“On the surface, it seemed plausible—owning our employees’ bodies, implementing a mandatory 18-hour workday, restricting their movements, and not compensating them with anything besides minimal food and shelter—but then it started to sound really familiar in a bad way,” said Bezos, who acknowledged his fears were confirmed when Amazon’s general counsel kept reporting back that such labor arrangements had been illegal throughout the United States since 1865. “It’s too bad; the increased efficiency and cost savings would have been tremendous. And now I have to go explain to our shareholders why I spent $1.8 million outfitting all of our managers with bullwhips, shackles, and branding irons.”

[moodoofoo]

Rosson Crow Where the Sunshine Spends the Winter, 2017 acrylic, spray-paint, photo transfer, oil, and enamel on canvas 72 x 84 inches

[wearylasers]

That feeling when tumblr says you aren’t in trouble. But wait what do I do? I don’t want that crap on my page! Halp!

[misforgotten2]

Looks like nobody won.

Parents Magazine   October 1945

[tastefullyoffensive]

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When the server brings my food.

[npr]

'National Geographic' Reckons With Its Past: 'For Decades, Our Coverage Was Racist'

Before it could publish an issue on race, the magazine first had to look at its own history. "Some of what you find in our archives leaves you speechless," writes editor Susan Goldberg.

[theonion]

FDA Cancels Bacon Recall After Finding U.S. Population Already Ate It All

[day-destroys-thenight]

[bijoux-et-mineraux]

Koroit Boulder Opal - Koroit, Queensland, Australia

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

older we go the older we go in this meme tunnel

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

you see the lack of the word “can’t? “

It’s why I need to stop doing my fucking weekly calligraphy at 2am on fridays

[gallusrostromegalus]

Given that you’re the SHITPOST calligrapher, I was ready to take this joke at face value.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

The fact that an accidentally overly positive meme is my most popular fucking post in the last week or so is PEAK 2018 

[snoozy-red-panda]

Honestly I thought this was on purpose to be inspirational. And it is inspirational

[setheverman]

[leonardnimoy]

reblog if your family has a plastic bag with plastic bags inside

[yardsards]

am i valid if we have a cloth bag full of plastic bags

[wearylasers]

Close Encounter - SNL

tbh with yall.  this is my only #metoo   its been a lond road and i dont need to be talkin about shit.  #metoo

[aph67]

from Woodpecker series (2015)

[architectureofdoom]

Abandoned disco in Milano Marittima

[aoq]

anytime i go to Target i feel my soul leave my body and walk around the store separately and then we meet again at the checkout line 

[aoq]

i dont know what They buy there but sometimes you just have to take your soul to Target so they can shop

[wearylasers]

Same