Abandon All Bodies

[vivalasgomez]

[addedias]

i guess you could call this

a moist owlet

[heyyalan]

…I’m so done with this site.

[weaselpoop]

Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.

Me: *turns up music*

Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!

Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.

Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?

Me:

Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?

Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.

Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.

Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?

Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.

Lady cop: I can make that happen.

Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!

Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.

Entire train: *applauds*

[bluecaptions]

Burn.

[sundownmornings-deactivated2022]

This is important

[fooledmethric3]

Open your eyes.

[greyisunavailable]

New age Genocide 

[blasianxbri]

reblogging again

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

being in a public restroom

[tango12212-deactivated20150821]

being in a public

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

being

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

people adding things 2 my posts

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

your posts

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

ur blog

[kmalakhn-blog-blog]

u

[lordwellingtonofficial]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

[butchfatty-deactivated20210203]

you thinking that comment was necessary

[imagineyouricon]

Imagine your icon vandalizing your house, and when you see them, they make their current expression.

[societydoesntphaseme]

[imhighbutaintgotweedonme-deacti]

YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blackfeministmessiah]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[notesonascandal]

 Not a thingggg

 Not a fuckin thing

Not a gat damnn thing

[thebigblackwolfe-deactivated201]

WELP

[graphitetroll]

G’DAMN!!!!!!!!!!

[blackfairypresident]

(weak nigga voice) well some of these females aint got nothin either!!!!!!!!!

[huffpost]

Watch the full touching mirror experiment which will prove strangers think you’re all kinds of awesome here.

[wolfjerome]

[missinglinc]

[kittiekristine-deactivated20160]

I’m crying.

[samcros-ho-deactivated20150408]

ITS BACK

[shinnomew]

“You’re the worst friend ever” in a monotone voice I’m very happy

[sad-butsassy]

"I will rip your fucking throat out"

[whiteboyelvis]

imagine having someone who only wanted you and didn’t flirt with anyone else and didn’t make you uncertain whether they liked you or not

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[estiitjeuhdirectioner]

I hope so

[pollrudd]

what if you were stuck with whoever/whatever your icon was for the rest of your life

[fuck-benedict]

there’s a huge difference between “let people do what they choose with their bodies” and “let those 12 year olds have irresponsible sex”

[fuck-benedict]

its been 2 days and this has like 50k notes and i’ve only received like 5 hate messages about this u go tumblr u growin up

[scriptscribbles]

Let us sing the songs of our people.

[iggyskitty]

Supernatural…we have no theme song :(

[no-cash-for-ass]

NYAAAAFWOOOOPP *annoying ringing in ear* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEENEGJIJEIOGWJ ORSGSOIGJJSKLVDLXDXSLVMGSLKGJRG *Static* *static* *silence*