Daedalus, come rescue me

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[bob-belcher]

[naramdil]

there is no ‘right time’ there is just time and what you choose to do with it 

[love]

by buttsandbeard

[attrip]

[himejoshikomaeda]

this is god

[guy]

this is a torterra

[riverclan-moved-deactivated2019]

me: poke th cat

cat: mrrhp

me every time: wow.

[xueyangapologist]

i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”

[westarri]

“stats?”

[thebootydiaries]

you: “cool beans”

me, an intellectual: “chilled legumes”

[ravenbirde]

enough tedtalk….. it’s time to tedlisten………

[oliviadumhan]

my female role model? the t rex from jurassic park. she just screams and eats. that’s a mood babey

[turing-tested]

god fuckin nerfed me by giving me depression and the moment my brain starts making dopamine again im going to climb my way to heaven and kick his fuckin ass

[fuzzprobably]

the chaotic energy in this post is on par with that one dril tweet

[turing-tested]

that’s because unlike dril i intend to keep my promises

[achilles-alexander-deactivated2]

Call me vain but one of my personal development goals is to not be a draining person. I want people to feel listened to and refreshed after spending time with me.

[infected]

flowerbabyragdolls

[bubblegumcrash]

[fuckingchoke-deactivated2019121]

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

[philhollywood-was-here]

I always wondered about this room. Where is it?

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.

[nutsacktorturer]

behind the garage

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

And that’s the end of that mystery

[dietmountainmadewka-deactivated]

why the simpsons got a bigger house than my parents

[rainy-days-will-never-end-deact]

Homer is a nuclear engineer

[chamiryokuroi]

This post made me realize that Homer is in fact a Nuclear engineer…

[simpscreens]

[ffunnyffriends]