"Let's see what you're really made of, Ethan Winters."

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[weatheredleatherhat]

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I’m happy to cater for a lot of genders and sexualities, but please be aware that as a default my Heisenberg x Reader pieces will be non-gendered, unless otherwise specified, so we can all get in on that lovely metal man goodness! But as always, if you want something a bit more specific, please let me know. If it’s a gender that I haven’t written before, please bear in mind that it might take me a little longer to get finished due to wanting to research/reach out to those who align with that gender so I can ask some questions and make sure it’s done right.

I do write NSFW fics, and I’m happy to provide for a lot of different kinks (if you’re unsure if I will write for a kink, please ask! I’m all about yucking on people’s yums, and I’m not going to judge as long as everyone involved is above the age of consent and willing participants. However, please bear in might there might be things I just won’t write, and that’s for my own personal reasons, but I ain’t shaming <3 (Please note I can do fics that follow the CNC pathways, but I will be heavily tagging those if asked, adding a preface that this is a consensual scene between two adults, and that aftercare will most likely be written about afterwards as a wind-down. Please do your research, remember RACK/PRICK/SSC, and please do not interact if under the age of 18.

I’m happy to write with heavier themes such as mental illness, angst, whump, things like that, but there are a few limits to this. This could be due to my own struggles with these subjects (such as eating disorders), or those that I don’t know enough about and absolutely don’t want to write in a disrespectful manner (such as DID, schizophrenia and delusions). But anything else, please ask and check out if I will! If you are struggling with these mental health difficulties, I wish you well and hope that I can provide support in your difficult times with a bit of writing/shitposty post. 

Lastly; I am a firm believer in trans rights, supporting sex workers, telling TERFS to fuck off and throwing bricks at racists. Therefore, I will not write if it involves any form of hatred (I mean I’ll happily write Karl kicking ten bales of shit out of fuckheads for a nice treat, however). Please also bear in mind that like I said previously, if you ask for a piece that involves something that needs further research for me to write respectfully, it might take a little longer while I do so. 

Whew, sorry that got so long winded! Any other questions, feel free to ask!

All my love, Your friendly neighbourhood metal man fic peddler~

P.S, I really need a pen name for this blog! I love stuff that’s inspired to the characters I write for, so if there’s a name that might fit, please send me a message! <3 

[annielostmarch]

Tim Curry with his GameBoy on the set of The Three Musketeers (1993)

[chilewithcarnage]

cunt levels off the charts

[weatheredleatherhat]

Rsuty! How’re you doing? We haven’t heard from you in a while

Omg hi babe!

Thank you so much for checking on me, it means the world 🥰 so uh funny story, Karl Heisenberg was my beloved, and then I watched Stranger Things 👀 so now that's my new hyperfixation lmaooo

If you wanna see what I'm up to (posting about Eddie Munson and shitposting mainly), you can find me on @latenightsimping!

As for the RE community, I might be back, might not, depending on my mood for now 🥰 I miss you and love you all beloveds, smooching you on the forehead rn 💚

[giantanteaters-deactivated20230]

i love it when a guy is old and sad and a dramatic fucking cunt

[psychoaciid]

i love it when Ethan swears and gets his punishment for it immediately every time lol

[weatheredleatherhat]

Look like a fucking egg but lmao ✌🏻

[weatheredleatherhat]

Saw another Heisenberg and was like

Also, very hot Jesus Christ 😩

[imthegreenfairy86]

Idea: You’re waltzing by yourself in Karl’s workshop, dancing to the classical music on the radio. You’re on your toes, pretending that your tattered simple dress is a stunning ball gown. Karl walks in, and sees you. Your eyes are closed, so you’re startled when you hear the telltale pings and dings of his powers moving metal around. You look to him and watch as some discarded cogs and bolts float across the room, the pieces taking form in his hands. Within seconds, a tiara materializes before your eyes and he gently places it upon your head.

“May I have this dance, your majesty?”

The giggle that leaves your throat is incredibly unlike you but, this man has a knack to bring it out.

You allow him to take your hand, wrapping it with his own and placing a gently kiss to your knuckles.

"I hope your dance card isn't already filled this evening?" He asks, with an arch to his brow. You only shake your head to his jest. Another light musical laugh leaving your thudding chest.

"If it was, it would be filled by only you, my Lord." You smile, letting your arms encircle around his shoulders. "Didn't take you for much of a dancer." You inquire and it's his turn to laugh. Airy and beautiful as it fills the air around the two of you.

"Alcina thought is necessary to teach me some things when I was younger and much more... Obedient." He hedged, trying to find the correct words and not wanting to tarnish the mood.

"Hmm.. I don't know. I can still see you running around her castle being a young scamp, getting into all sorts of trouble." You smile as he leads you graceful around his work room. A leather covered hand holding yours as the other is placed at the small of your back. He, despite his size is wonderfully light on his feet, spinning you with ease.

Your head almost felt dizzy from the laughter and his leading. Spinning you away from him and with a gentle tug you landed back in his warm embrace.

"Consider me shocked Lord Heisenberg... You are doing quite well..."

"Told you." He winked, dipping you in his arms and pulling you back much, much closer. "So, since I've filled your card for the night am I right to assume that you are mine for the evening?" He asks. His voice low and lovely, warm and dripping with sinful intent.

"I'm yours always Karl..."

[weatheredleatherhat]

[weatheredleatherhat]

Cosplaying femme Heisenberg tomorrow let's fuckin' gooooooo

If anyone is at EGX tomorrow and sees a Heisenberg in a wheelchair scudding about the joint it meeeeee lmao

[weatheredleatherhat]

ooOOOOH, listen up. post-village Heis, living in a smol but cozy apartment with his significant other. enough time has passed that Heis knows his way around the modern world and whatnot, but… every single time, without fail, whenever you’re making breakfast, he wraps his arms around you from behind and presses up against you in his sweats while giving a low chuckle and gives your neck slow kisses. woof

It's a little ritual that started back in the factory, the first time you ever made breakfast for him, and it just... Stuck.

Neck kisses and little mumbles in the shell of your ear of 'good mornin'' and 'y' look so damn pretty in the mornin's, Buttercup' with that raspy, sleep filled voice of his

Also only pulls away when you shoo him off to plate up, but not without giving you a playful smack on the ass as he goes

Also also, grey sweatpants. You know, for our lustful jezebel gazes of The Outline 👀

[weatheredleatherhat]

Question: how tall do you think Karl is?

He seems tiny in comparison to Lady D. But I mean everyone does

He seems at least a head taller than Ethan

Am I crazy to think that he’s like 6’5ish?

With a quick Google it says 6'1? But you're not crazy at all, 6'5 sounds perf!

My 5'4 ass is quaking 😩

[imthegreenfairy86]

Ugh... Tall Heisy is fucking everything!!!

[weatheredleatherhat]

I just used a height visualiser because brain is smoof and can't work shit out like that and-

I'M GONNA MCFUCKIN' LOSE IT OVER HERE

He does that thing where he presses the tips his pointer and middle finger under your chin and forces your head up

"Eyes on me, babydoll."

FUCK

[weatheredleatherhat]

I don’t really remember, but I think Lady D has a piano in the castle?

Can you imagine Karl asking her for one for his love to play?? Like, I feel like if he was with a woman she’d actually do it.

Heis: Look, don’t ask me why but I need a piano

Alcina: Oh? A garish man thing like you has no appreciation for the arts, why on earth would you want one?

Heis: *grumbling* Y/n plays…

Alcina: I see! I hate that I’m doing you a favor, but really, it’s the least I can do for the poor dear, seeing as she has to put up with you all day.

I'll one up you on this

Karl is a petty enough arsehole to straight up steal a piano from her lmao

How does he do it? No idea, but you come into the living room and there's this whole ass fancy piano in the corner and you're just ???

"Buttercup! I got you a present!"

"I... Where did you get this?"

Gives you a smug grin and just shrugs, you play it and it's one of the best you've ever had the joy of playing, and he loves listening to you, win win

Lady D hits the fucking roof the next meeting and he makes it worse because he just can't stop laughing

[weatheredleatherhat]

Question: how tall do you think Karl is?

He seems tiny in comparison to Lady D. But I mean everyone does

He seems at least a head taller than Ethan

Am I crazy to think that he’s like 6’5ish?

With a quick Google it says 6'1? But you're not crazy at all, 6'5 sounds perf!

My 5'4 ass is quaking 😩

[weatheredleatherhat]

Do you think Heis swallows? Like..👀

Heis seems like the type who would eat stuff off the floor that he absolutely shouldn't but 'it's the five second rule' lmao

So yes, absolutely, and very willingly 😏 Probably practically begs you to come so he can swallow it too

[imthegreenfairy86]

I agree.

I also think Heis is the type to keep it in his mouth and transfer it back to yours with a kiss.

Ok sorry, I'm done. Lol

[weatheredleatherhat]

Sometimes I think you're trying to actually kill me 😩

I love it

[weatheredleatherhat]

I can 100% see Karl being the type to be like ‘I don’t want any pets, I’m a lone wolf’ and all that, but then a stray cat shows up in the factory while he’s looking for some new pieces for a new experiment. He immediately tries to shoo it off, but the cat gives him the Sad Sam eyes and he has an internal battle cause he feels himself turning soft for the fluffy cat. It then turns into Karl grumbling under his breath while buying cat food from Duke and feeding the cat while slowly trying to figure out what having a new companion means. He definitely has the ‘Am I a dad now?’ question running around in his mind, and slowly but surely grows fond and protective of the cat, to the point where he panics if he calls out to it and it doesn’t meow back. The cat jumps up on Karl’s desk while he works, runs around shelves and knocks things off, climbs up his leg when it wants cuddles and has ripped the bottom Karl’s coat from making biscuits on it while he walks. If the cat goes missing- probbaly just exploring the factory- Karl puts the factory on lockdown and interrogates every single soldat, programming them to find the cat at all costs cause he can’t live without it now. Just thought it’d be nice to imagine Karl as a cat dad. The cat’a name is also definitely Buttercup.

Buttercup I love it 😭 Oh he's absolutely "dad that didn't want the cat" vibes lmao

[imthegreenfairy86]

I'm pretty much writing this ATM w Corrodded Remembrance

Just Sayin'

[weatheredleatherhat]

@imthegreenfairy88 YESSSSS

GO CHECK OUT MY BESTIE'S WORK THEY'RE LIT AF

[weatheredleatherhat]

Do you think Heis swallows? Like..👀

Heis seems like the type who would eat stuff off the floor that he absolutely shouldn't but 'it's the five second rule' lmao

So yes, absolutely, and very willingly 😏 Probably practically begs you to come so he can swallow it too

[weatheredleatherhat]

Wpuld you wrote for a Karl x Lord!Reader? I know Miranda refers to the Lords as he children, which would make all the Lords siblings but they’re not related by blood or even have that kind of bond woth one another. I ask for future refrence

I actually have a piece that's very along this line collecting dust somewhere!! Something about Heisenberg falling for a Lord and he enjoys it even more because he knows it'd do Miranda's nut in that they don't see each other as siblings is just *chef kiss* if that even makes sense?