The Best "Would You Rather"s from WedgieHaven

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Would you rather?

Go to work sagging in tighty whities.

OR

Go to work with a tighty whities beaver tail.

Credit to yankemhigher on Instagram.

Photo credit to WedgieGenie on Twitter

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Would you rather?

Wedgie (or be wedgied by) Matthew Lillard

OR

Wedgie (or be wedgied by) Paul Rudd

Credit to yankemhigher on Instagram.

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Would you rather?

Be caught in a hanging wedgie.

OR

Be caught wearing tighty whities.

Credit to yankemhigher on Instagram.

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Would you rather: Get pantsed while going commando

OR

Get pantsed while wearing a thong?

credit to wedgies21 on WedgieBuddies

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Would you rather: 

Own a wedgie giving machine, 

OR

Have one person who would always be down to give you wedgies whenever you wanted?

credit to wedgies21 on WedgieBuddies

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WOULD YOU RATHER ...get a wedgie every time you bend over OR ...get a wedgie every time you open a door

-inspiration credit to the Wedgie Buddies website

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Would you rather:

Have to play an entire soccer game on tv with a shorts wedgie over tighty whities

OR

Spend the day wearing a custom wedgie “Tank Top” out in public?

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Would you rather get stuck in a hanging/dangling wedgie when hopping a fence with a couple or your friends. Or Have a couple of your friends randomly wedgie you brutally in public.

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crossing fingers so this pic won’t age badly

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Would you rather:

Have a high chance of being given telepathic wedgies from fellow passengers every time you take public transportation,

OR

Be given a wedgie in leu of fees at all major businesses?

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Would you rather:

Be this boss,

OR

Have this boss?

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Would you rather:

Be in a wrestling match were the prime goal is to rip the opponents underwear.

Or

Be on a ninjaworrier track where you underwear is attached to a rope so when you fall you get a hanging wedge?

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Would you rather:

Spend the day at school/work with your most embarrassing underwear on,

OR

Spend the day at school/work with a post wedgie "beaver tail" you cannot tuck in or adjust?

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Would you rather....

Have to walk the beach, wearing a nude teeny b g-string, getting wedgied by everyone who walked by,

or

Be granted the power to change the type of undies someone is wearing?

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Would you rather:

Get a wedgie every time you do something nice for someone, as their way of saying thank you,

OR

Be able to give other people a wedgie every time they do something nice for you as your way of thanking them.

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Would you rather:

Wear magic underwear that will ride way up all day and no one cares, but you cannot pick it in public or in sight of someone,

OR

Wear magic underwear that will ride way up all day unseen, but you must/can only pick it in public settings?

[wedgiewouldyourather]

Would you rather:

Have a wedgie you received published online by a major Youtuber/star,

OR

Have a wedgie statue made of you receiving a gnarly wedgie and displayed in a public place?