dialogue prompts from the first season of unreal.
i can do a lot, but i can't control the weather.
just be a good meat puppet and do what i say.
don't everybody rush to hug me at one time.
look what the cat dragged home.
don't thank me, alright? just repay me.
even ____ can't bail me out of this.
people trust you. they like you. that stuff can't really be taught.
i know you. or at least i know your agenda.
you disappeared without saying a word.
i think i'm a little out of my league.
remember when you were a women's studies major?
have you never had to play by anybody else's rules?
you're a total softie, i can tell.
this job is satan's asshole.
believe it or not, i care about you.
leave your conscience at the door.
just go away. leave me alone.
i can't even imagine what you're going through right now.
i'm a christian. i don't hate anybody.
i need a phone. can i use your phone?
you know, i thought that you were an actual person.
no one knows me better than _____.
you sure are a little lightning rod for drama, aren't you?
you need sleep. you're getting those crazy eyes again.
we were drunk. we said a lot of shit.
it's not that simple, going home. it's not a good situation.
you wouldn't be here if you didn't like the taste of blood.
you need a break. come here. please.
you're the only thing in my life that i've ever done right.
i know you. i see what you're trying to hide. how exhausted it makes me.
i need you to be on the ball, and you can't even wash your hair.
what do you need to get this under control?
you don't have anything to say you're sorry about.
see? i knew you could do it.
there's nothing wrong with you. you're a genius.
what? i wear eyeliner sometimes. i do.
did you actually, seriously just try to win me over with your puppy dog eyes? is that what just happened?
_____ could charm the panties off a nun.
sometimes you scare me, you're so good.
i never want you to do anything that doesn't feel right.
you don't need any fixing. there's a whole world of people just waiting to love you.
you could make a perfectly happy person jump off a bridge.
nail him to the cross and burn it down.
let's kick this hillbilly town's ass into the new millennium.
what happened when you were gone? where'd you disappear to?
depressed people don't call when they're depressed.
i don't really do well with happiness. it's very unfamiliar. it's terrifying, actually.
how can you pick me if you don't know who i am?
we're not talking about me. we're talking about people we can still save.
i don't know how this happened, but in this exact moment, you're my only friend.
mama's still got it. bitches beware.
this is a grade-a boner killer.
just keep doing what you're doing. you're a star.
i feel amazing. i could do anything.
i hate children. their rosy cheeks, their desperate eyes.
i saw a kid at the park the other day eating a cigarette butt.
every white knight needs their dark knight, right?
did we have something? because i really felt like we did.
i know a spot. i think i've figured out how to beat the security cameras.
what's up with all the secrecy? this is so exciting.
no one can tell me what to do. my life is my own.
it's okay. you'll know if i need you.
you ever think we're moving too fast?