CUNK ON LIFE (2024)
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CUNK ON LIFE (2024)
DAVID CORENSWET AS SUPERMAN/CLARK KENT IN "SUPERMAN" (2025) 2025, dir. James Gunn
Happy 15th birthday to Nyan Cat! The post above is the original and first post of the 8bit kitty back on April 2nd, 2011.
I drew it as a cake to celebrate 🎂🐈⬛✨
I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.
Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed
Today’s your lucky day
Happy 48th birthday, U2!
(I'm not good with emotional texts, so here's my little contribution :)
We know from the JJ Abrams movies that the Beastie Boys exist in the Star Trek universe (or at least in the Kelvin timeline). There’s one problem though: Intergalactic mentions Spock twice. At first, I have two theories to explain this. Either the song simply doesn’t exist, or Amanda Grayson named her son after 1990s hip-hop.
There are problems with both of these. The first is just boring, and as for the second, the song specifically mentions a pinch on the neck, referring to the Vulcan neck pinch. It’s not out of the question that the Beastie Boys made first contact, heard a name, and wrote it into a song, but it's very unlikely, especially since Vulcan wanted nothing to do with humans until Zephram Cochrane invented the warp engine.
But then I remembered: Spock travels back in time to 1986 (12 years before the album that includes Intergalactic was released), and he goes over to the Kelvin timeline after the events of the original movies.
The only logical explanation is that during The Voyage Home, the Beastie Boys somehow either end up meeting or seeing Spock, during which they a) hear Kirk or someone else call him Mr Spock, b) see him knock someone out by pinching their neck, and c) learn enough about him to know he is very intelligent (a line in the outro is “super educated, I’m smarter than Spock”). They write a song about this strange encounter, correctly guessing that he is alien (leading to the repeated: “another dimension,” “intergalactic,” and “planetary”), and maybe they even see the Enterprise herself to confirm it.
They should’ve never let me near the heart locket website
Why would you do that?
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds | Season 3 Trailer
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guys, alex krycek is the Most Character of All Time
he's a bright young fbi agent. just kidding, he's secretly working for the shadow government syndicate. the syndicate hates him. so does everyone else. he killed mulder's father. he's a great assassin. he and his accomplice killed scully's sister on accident. he's a terrible assassin. he survived a car bombing. the bomb was put in the car to kill him specifically bc he's so bad at his job. he cannot have a single interaction with mulder that is not intensely homoerotic. mulder once beat the shit out of him in a chinese airport and then the wife of a french diver gave him the black oil virus in the bathroom. like that's not even a euphemism for anything, that's literally what happens. he's working for the syndicate again. he purges the black oil violently from his face and then gets abandoned behind a door underground. he is no longer working for the syndicate. he once beat the shit out of skinner in a stairwell. in retaliation, skinner later shirtlessly beats the shit out of him and handcuffs him to his balcony where he almost dies. it is just as homoerotic as it sounds. his parents were cold war immigrants and he's fluent in russian. we only learn this right before mulder is going to abandon him handcuffed to a car to go to russia. he and mulder go to russia. bad things are happening, but they're in it together. just kidding, krycek is working for the russian government. just kidding, now he is being held prone on the ground while people saw his left arm off. now he has a prosthetic arm. he's working for the russian government. he and marita are enemies. he and marita are fucking. it's probable that krycek doesn't know how to have relationships that aren't both erotic and filled with hate. he's on mulder's team now, he even kissed him about it. just kidding, he's working for the syndicate again. he has a remote that controls nanobots(???) inside skinner's body, allowing him to harm and/or kill him at will. it is just as homoerotic as it sounds. it's all going to hell and the only person he's going to save is himself. he helps get nearly the entire syndicate slaughtered. he throws cigarette smoking man down a flight of stairs to his death. he's a great assassin. he can save mulder's life. he's not going to save mulder's life. scully's child cannot be born. he will help them get her somewhere safe so the child can be born. he's going to take mulder's life. skinner takes his life instead. now he's a ghost. his ghost is on mulder's side. the cigarette smoking man outlives him. he's a terrible assassin
just a little guy
cigar intact. what a man.
Star Trek The Next Generation "Lonely Among Us"
You misunderstand, Captain. I’m not accepting surrenders at this time. I want you to know failure, utter defeat, and that it is I who delivers it crashing down upon you. Now, let us proceed.
GRAND ADMIRAL THRAWN Star Wars Rebels: Season Three (2016-2017)
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