don't do drugs kids

[weedsteak]

those who know, know.

[weedsteak]

[weedsteak]

3 years since this shit... still gets me every time

[weedsteak]

to those of you who don’t have tumblr and are probably reading this from a screenshot posted on instagram TUMBLR IS AN ETERNAL INFERNAL SHITPIT AND THERE IS NO WAY OUT please come and join me i’m cool i swear

[weedsteak]

please?

[weedsteak]

whoever did the youtube subtitles for Jacksepticeye’s ‘ALL THE WAY’ song, hats off to you, you are fucking brilliant at life.

[weedsteak]

edit: they changed it. boring.

[weedsteak]

[weedsteak]

[weedsteak]

God: Make America suffer

Angel: Don't you think they've suffered enough?

God: Make Trump run for president

America: Anyone but him!

God: Hillary.

America: She's not much bet-

God: ... and Trump. Hillary and Trump. Make them choose.

Angel: Do I have to?

God: You gotta.

[weedsteak]

can i just say right now congrats to anyone who completed today’s google doodle cus lemme tell ya that shit is 

hard like geometry or trigonometry, and this is crazy psychology

[weedsteak]

Massive shoutout to Bear Grylls' two youngest children, Marmaduke and Huckleberry. Jesse really dodged the bullet on this one.

[scrims]

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

i looked this guy up to check if this was real and almost every single video on youtube that has audio of his music is blocked in the USA and doesn’t even show up unless you see them in playlists

[20cheeseomelette]

For those that want to listen to it, it’s even better than you’re imagining.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H2mSa41a0J

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

what the fuck is going on. surely this is by someone else this can’t actually be a real song. “i am the big weird man” doesn’t even turn up any results on Google so either you made this song on the spot or it’s a 100% real thing by the big bopper himself

[weedsteak]

ngl that was quite an experience

[just-shower-thoughts]

If 666 is the mark of the beast then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil

[weedsteak]

leave

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you say ‘together’ your lips don’t touch, but when you say ‘apart’ they do

[setheverman]

When you say ‘aaaaah’ your lips don’t touch, but when you say ‘babababa’ they do

[na-jax]

And that’s relevant because?

[setheverman]

When you say “And that’s relevant” your lips don’t touch, but when you say “because?” they do

[na-jax]

Oh that’s real interesting. When you say “I don’t give a fuck” your lips don’t touch either.

[setheverman]

Yes, correct!! That’s the spirit! You’re getting the hang of this :)

[weedsteak]

lessons of le life

[episodechooseyourstory]

What would you do? You choose what path your character takes in Episode – download the app now!

[weedsteak]

drown him

[fifthtee]

copy, paste, copy, paste, copy, paste, copy, paste, copy, paste,

[weedsteak]

you copied and pasted 5 times and theres only 5 here so what did you do to the original?????

[weedsteak]

[weedsteak]

tfw your music class group chat is live af