[Alright, my freaky darlings, back to bed I go. And maybe Gabe will come out of his Lazyboy faster next time.
To my new followers (apparently I still get those) YO WHAT UP WELCOME TO WEEKLYWORLDNEWS. Feel free to browse the blog, but anyone who knows me these days can tell you I’m very rarely here. Askbox is always open, though, so feel free to drop a line.]













