The Femme Wife 💌

WILLA 29 SHE OFOS HIGH FEMME DYKE

[wifefemme]

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Table of contents

[poetrylesbian]

good news everyone

[kisseism]

what if i want my life to be a long conversation with you. what then

[deathgasmic]

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

[pinkertoast]

Sighs loudly and dramatically in a way that suggests I desire attention

[astralprogesterone]

people are always saying "ive never met someone like you before" because im the first brunette with bangs

[pinnipetal]

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

[dualcasterjay]

and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

[juneberryjammin]

Additional reminder that this kind of self censorship makes it harder for people to block content they do not want to see.

[wifefemme]

Take my hand and let’s go read smut together

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

How about Other people start worrying about how I perceive them

[jetix]

Wood carved bear bookends, 2025

[kosmogrl]

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

[halfmachinegirl]

[certified-cervid]

Collecting kitty orbs increases your meow score

[puppiesdoglover]

Seven Thousand Puppies

[puppiesdoglover]

And Plenty More Where That Came From…

[tomhoppusdelonge]

this email could have been a clit sucking

[kiskeronation]

having being anti death penalty as one of my core beliefs is fun because it really makes me realize how even progressive people want soooooo badly for there to be a category of people they can kill. I'm sorry but "group of people okay to kill" does not exist.

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out