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Aesop: *talking about Mike’s funeral* You do know we’re burying a great person today!

Norton, shocked: Did someone else die?

Aesop: If I ever had a child, I imagine they would be a lot like you.

Demi: Aww, thanks!

Aesop: Which is probably why I’ve never reproduced.

Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Margaretha, with Mike and Murro behind her: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!

Police: Yes…three.

Margaretha: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?

Police: Wha-

Margaretha: WEEPY FELL OFF!

Memory, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

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