Tecolote Sabio

You can't come to my party and stand on the wall. You betta juke or you gonna have to leave. In Chicago, we be jukin at juke parties n anywhere else.

[introvertunites]

If you’re an introvert, follow us @introvertunites​

[goawfma]

marie curie who??

[cartnsncreal]

If NASA had the US military’s budget

America is spending way to much fucking money on the military. That shit stupid. $600 billion military budget - WTF?!! Chill! 

[thequantumqueer]

If the US military had NASA’s budget

[weetziebee]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

[greelin]

what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely understand how much what you said meant to me without me getting even more emotional and looking like a fucking nerd: an autobiography

[introvertunites]

If you’re an introvert, follow us @introvertunites. 

[averagefairy]

i love when people ask me “what are you anxious about” like…….about??? you think this is based on reason? rationality? never heard of that

[inner]

Dear person reading this, 

      You deserve a life full of happiness and positivity. So don’t let others get to you and believe in yourself.

[theintrovertnation]

Join the Introvert Nation Movement

[thomas-sanders-with-vine]

Say Hey to… A Misleading Compliment 🙏

[weetziebee]

[weetziebee]

First craft for MY first classroom: done. Apple Mason Jars for pencils, pens, or whatever! #crafts #masonjars #teacher #classroomcrafty

[19284abc-deactivated20220114]

support the arts. go see a friend’s theatre production, buy a piece of artwork you love if you can afford it, tip a street musician who made you stop walking to admire their skills. the arts are so beautiful and under appreciated. please commemorate people for the hard work they show through artwork. as an artist, it’s so easy to become discouraged, so if you have an opportunity to support an artist, do your best to take it.

[imjihlitmoe-deactivated20170829]

parents don’t realize how much they fuck their kids self esteem up just with simple shit like not paying attention when they speak, or telling them to stop being goofy. like let your kid be them. everybody already gon give em a hard time, why they gotta get that from they parents?

[marc0-p0l0-deactivated20160621]

Donald Trump telling Bernie supporters they’re welcome to support him feels like the scene where Voldemort declares that Harry Potter is dead and asks if anyone wants to start following him.

[sweetoothgirl]

Half Baked Ice Cream Sandwiches

[awesomevines]

[pygmypuffs]

Me as hell

[coreylubo]

I feel myself getting closer and closer to this reality every day