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Transfemme Spidey where she transitions in costume first, debuting as "Your friendly neighborhood Spiderwoman". It's NYC so this is mostly received either positively or without much notice. New Yorker don't really give a damn who they gotta fight if it's a fight.

Jonah remains oddly silent on the issue.

Parker, however, eventually works up the need to transition in her civvy life and comes out at work as Emily. The Bugle crew are happy and supportive, but she gets called into Jameson's office.

"Parker."

"Sir?”

"This is because of her, isn't it?"

"'Her'?"

"The Spider! This transition thing you're doing, it's because of her, isn't it? I know you're close; this is her doing, isn't it?”

"Well, sir, I–”

"Whatever. I'm... Grateful to her."

"... Sir?"

"Parker, you've been a miserable worm since I met you. I've seen you smile more this week than in the past five years put together. So... Tell her I appreciate that she gave you the courage."

Emily's eyes water. "Yes, sir."

"But if you tell anyone else, you're fired! Now get out there and get me better photos! Out!"

dailyhatsune

"Ma there's a weird cat outside" with Miku and Iroha ? :3

basi-boy

this video has been the last hinge holding me together for weeks now. I need to watch it once a day or I'll start disintegrating

eeveelotions

heres the translation I found online for fellow enjoyers

ooppo

Sometimes pervert shit is all we got in this dark world

mangue-manguezal

Death feigning beetle larvae also feign death

tekunoraizu

aaaah i’m dead and i’m a baby ahhhhh

rainfeather13

I don’t even care anymore #PutRylandGraceInADress

huck0308

I love Petra Parker :3 I have more I’ve found but I’m limited to include 10 images. I know no one is gonna see this but I’m doing this anyway as I love this trend sm and while I’m still not really in any situation to come out as trans I’ve always loved spider-man so the spider-woman trend is a wonderful source of hope in a life where I don’t have a lot.

mrwatermelaun

Jonah: "PARKERRR!!! I need a photo of the Spider-Creep for tomorrow's front page! I'm thinking... SPIDER-MAN NOW SPIDER-MA'AM! WALL-CRAWLER PRETENDS TO BE A WOMAN AS A PUBLICITY STUNT FOR CRAZY ANTICS!"

Robbie: "Jonah... you can't just assume that's the case. It's unethical AND libel."

Jonah: "You know what IS unethical, Robertson?!? That circus act of an arachnid menace doing this to spite me!!!!"

Petra: "Here you go, JJ! Fresh off the old camera as of this morning."

Petra: "...You know Jonah, I've gotten pretty close-up pictures of the web-head these last few weeks, and from experience I can almost CERTAINLY tell you her transition is the real deal."

Robbie: "...told you, man."

Jonah: "Urrrrgghhhhh, SCRATCH WHAT I SAID!! Change the headline: SPIDER-WOMAN STILL THE SAME SPIDER-MENACE! Now get out of here, my office is not a recreational lounge!"

Petra: "...you still haven't paid me for the pictures."

Jonah: "What? ...oh. FINE Parker, you drive a hard-bargain! Talk to my secretary for your check, tell her to give you a bonus on my part so you can buy some HRT or whatever it is you kids use these days. If there's one thing J. Jonah Jameson does well, it's treating his employees with dignity and respect!!"

Jonah: "...What are you still doing here, Parker!? LEAVEEEE!!!!"