coleslaw

[riverscuomohhh]

The actual video, via joeljcook on insta

[cuomosapien]

☹️

[weezerfeetjesus]

Wish I could pour my black goo on him … or in him :)

[weezerfeetjesus]

your username is beautiful

THANK YOU KING OH WAIT YOURE NB IM SORRY THANK YOU MONARCH

[bunnycuomo]

so cute. i need him to rape me 🤤

[weezerfeetjesus]

WHY WAS I BORN A FEMALE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[bunnycuomo]

rivers cuomo big juicy thighs🤤

[lennonology]

i aspire to be the level of androgynous he is.

[cuomosapien]

[cuomosapien]

And by request, the full photo 😉

[weezerfeetjesus]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS GOOD SHIT!!!!

[weezerfeetjesus]

IM GONNA CRYYY

IM GONNA CRY WHY IS CUOMOSEXUAL GONE WHYYYYY WHYYY WHYYYYYY WHYYYYY :((((( i need post archives i beggeth thee…

[hategirlism]

weezer gummies for the soul (cheer up! these guys'll make sure you're a-okay!!!)

[weezerfeetjesus]

Thank hou weezer…..

[slugsolos]

[apple-boy-111]

daily affirmations:

i will not grow up to be a serial killer

i will not grow up to hurt children

i will not grow up to be my parents

my friends love and care for me

people would care if i vanished

just because i don’t have attention 24/7 doesn’t mean everyone hates me and wants me to die

[jonniethedogdude]

wait whos rivers cuomo they sound nonbinary

someone told me to add him, not nonbinary as far as I'm aware, he's the lead singer of Weezer, I only really know him from the fall out boy music video for heartbreak feels so good

[weezerfeetjesus]

And probably the most bisexual straight man alive because there’s zero hereto explanation for him and Brian Bell’s relationship

[sxrve]

andd,,, its all over the screen

[weezerfeetjesus]

Did he shave…? 💔

[sxrve]

its weezer time🦅🦅‼️‼️

[weezerlvr228]

AHHH SO CUTIE 🥹🥹

[weezerfeetjesus]

I need to kiss a woman

[riverscuomohhh]

(x)

Seventeen year old Rivers shredding.

God I love this so much😝

[weezerfeetjesus]

I’m going to die it’s literally just a white man