ian

im gonna kick rivers cuomo in the balls.

[repulsiveworm]

“I need some lip balm.” - Rivers Cuomo

[bunnycuomo]

i like to imagine he's my weird pervy uncle that molests me and grooms me🤤 but he's chill about it so it's okay

[epicgrubtime]

People should not have to share their immensely personal and deeply rooted trauma to justify their interests in fiction, they should just be able to like what they like

[expertmicrowave]

mmmmmmphhhhh🤤

[bunnycuomo]

his neck....omfg i need to kiss and lick and sniff it🤤

[half-sentient-robot-offical]

antishippers are so weird. they're just trying to make harassment sound palatable. ugh

[sotiredofsex]

wow i miss horny posting on here…

just wanted to say he looks so fuckable here 🙈

[bunnycuomo]

actual bunny

[expertmicrowave]

oh my god im actually gonna bust

[bunnycuomo]

aww sweet baby i just wanna kiss and touch him until he's a little crying pathetic mess 😭 awww

[nimbasa-c0re]

ughhhhh why are boys so hot

[bunnycuomo]

She/her rivers 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 girl rivers 🤤🤤🤤 rivers cuomo as a girl 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 rivers cuomo with boobs and a vagina 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[bunnycuomo]

leaving all the hate aside, i genuinely wish the best for you. i hope you make a full recovery from whatever past trauma you had, and i guarantee you whatever's going on right now will pass. always keep looking out for yourself, because you hold more value than you think. stay safe and keep taking care of yourself.

thank you i cried

[bunnycuomo]

pretty rockstar boyfriend...hi 🤤

[bunnycuomo]

pls i need her to molest me :( i need big sis rivers so baddd

[bunnycuomo]

aw she's so cute i just wanna kiss her cheeks and forehead

[rockfanconfessions]