Weezie's Crow Nest

[weeziethecrow]

I'm gonna need someone (not me not me not me (ok maybe me)) to write an Addams family AU of Guardian because Shen Wei and Zhao Yunlan are so Morticia and Gomez coded it makes me rabid.

AKA: Weezie was reading Guardian yesterday and Yunlan is just like “my wife” and it’s like buddy. Your wife just used his blade to slice through space and time. Your wife is the most feared man in the ghost realm. Your wife legit ripped your soul out of the aether and forced you into the reincarnation cycle because he wasn’t DONE WITH YOU YET.

[weeziethecrow]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Look, we all knew it was gonna be me eventually. I couldn't resist for long. So my plan for this series is to have one part where it's just Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan Addams Family shenanigans.

But I also want to do a second part eventually where they adopt Pei Su from Jitd and Yunlan makes the little shit go to REAL therapy, and yeah he's still a creepy looming little weirdo who talks about murdering someone like it's afternoon tea, but in a fun way? Or at least not in a "I'm probably trying to get myself killed by the bad guys to save everyone because I'm a monster" way.

[alalinide]

I watched The Mummy (1999), so here's a fengqing sketch page inspired by some moments in the film. Enjoy!

[goldensunset]

really is embarrassing being known for being obsessed with a certain character bc if you start typing ‘arghhh i love Character so much Character is so peak’ it’s like yeah everyone knows. aw look grandma’s going on about her favorite old story again the fifth time this week

[bbybluemochi]

[OC] i realized my oc sinner looks like genderbend dean winchester so you know i had to draw her in his clothes 🔥

[supertaliart]

Halloween Hualian and "Xie Lian, don't mine your own trauma for comedy" challenge!

[supertaliart]

It’s not Halloween anymore but I had this thought and couldn’t resist.

[tomatette]

Billy Hargrove: Human

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[weeziethecrow]

Hey. Ouch.

[bat-incooking-school]

So the problem with Wei Wuxian's cooking is that it's too spicy right?

But the only time we really see him cook is when he's messing with the juniors.

Imagine if you will, Lan Zhan gets hit with corpse poison somehow and wwx serves him a perfectly bland bowl of congee before turning around and adding a near lethal amount of chilis

Lan Jingyi: How come he gets plain rice!?

Wwx: Because he's sick and doesn't like spicy congee???

Ljy: We were sick the last time!

Wwx: Well maybe when you're married your spouse will make congee the way you like, but until then you're stuck with how I like it

[lovecraft-of-the-new-age]

Max: Want to play a game?

Robin: Uh, sure?

Max: It's called "Camaro or Steve". I give you actual quotes I've heard Billy say at home, and you guess if he was talking about his car or his literal boyfriend.

Robin:

Robin: Awesome

[fortheloveofallthings]

New header art drawn by Banana Birch!!

[rneliflua]

"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

[darthlenaplant]

Get peer reviewed

[bisexualdisasterbitch]

I'm in love with the idea of Mean Girl Steve

Yes Steve Harrington can be a bitch

Yes he can cry on command

Yes he knows exactly how to manipulate a situation for his benefit

Maybe he can't win a physical fight but he can verbally rip you to shreds in a way that can make even a grown man cry

Steve was a high school bully and he still had that power he just uses it for good now to protect and defend his loved ones

*Bonus: Eddie finds Mean Girl Steve hot as hell

[randomfruit666]

[rigginsstreet]

What’s so compelling about billy is that he’s a Cool Guy character written by two of the most uncool men to ever walk the planet played by a guy who was decidedly not cool growing up but had the benefit of becoming insanely hot with age so all this combined makes billy as a character so fucking bizarre cuz everyone thinks they’re doing one thing but it’s coming across the exact opposite like yes this character IS slutty and cunty and DOES fuck but I can’t imagine how because everything coming out of his mouth is deranged

[comefeedtherainn]

in my mind palace justice in the dark and guardian exist in the same world and guardian's SID is like the batshit department that everyone is like wtf is going on over there and the JitD SID talk shit about them. zhao yunlan and luo weizhao have crazy beef

[quadrupleflip]

Silent Reading (Justice in the Dark)

By Priest

“These last few days, I’ve been thinking: in a year or two you may get married, and when you have a wife or kids, I won’t be able to pester you for no good reason all the time. —My psychologist says, friends setting up households or moving away, the people close to you gradually getting older, people parting never to meet again, all these things aren’t mishaps, but part of the natural order, like clouds and clear skies, rain and snow, objective and eternal. There’s no hidden meaning in them, and excessively wallowing over them is like excessively lamenting the passing of the seasons; there’s no sense in it. The world is changing, people are changing and you yourself are changing, too. Refusing alterations and separation is illogical — and what’s more, I’ve already said that I’m not looking for any result from pursuing you. No matter what, you’ll always be my ge (哥).”

Fei Du (to Tao Ran), Chapter 16

[orchisailsa]

Shout out to The Spirealm for keeping this (incidental?) rainbow flag in the background of this shot for a full, uninterrupted two minutes and sixteen seconds, where it presides homosexually like some kind of religious iconography over Ling Jiushi's impassioned declaration that he'd cheerfully let the whole world burn to save Ruan Lanzhu's life, among other super normal emotions at normal intensities. No wonder the censors went, "Whoops, takesie backsies!" Nobody's doing it like you, boys.

[weeziethecrow]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Fei Du has entered the chat… 👀👀👀

Yes Zhao Yunlan and Shen Wei are adopting a 10 year old Fei Du. No I do not have any impulse control. Yes you should read this anyways.