We Fix Space Junk

Award-winning dark sci-fi comedy about two repairwomen surviving in space against insurmountable odds and unimaginable debt.

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Season 4 Episode 5: Trains, Drones and AI-Mobiles

In which Kilner and Samantha are tasked with delivering a small nuclear reactor. READ THE TRANSCRIPT HERE To read content warnings about this episode (may contain mild spoilers) highlight the line below:   -> nuclear threat, mild peril, loud sudden noises <- Thinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on PayPal…We’ve also got shirts and other…

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Season 4 Episode 4: Return to Neutral Industries

In which Kilner and Samantha return to Neutral Industries and cross paths with an old friend. READ THE TRANSCRIPT HERE To read content warnings about this episode (may contain mild spoilers) highlight the line below:   -> parental issues, ownership of self <- Thinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on PayPal…We’ve also got shirts and other…

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Episode Two is out now on all podcast apps! In which Kilner and Samantha meet the Bunntulas, adorable fluffy settlers trying to make a home in a dangerous world. #WeFixSpaceJunk #AudioDrama #AudioFiction #SciFi

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We're back! Episode One, Megafauna, is out on all podcast apps! When Kilner and Samantha visit a planet full of megafauna, they find a toothy surprise waiting for them... #WeFixSpaceJunk #AudioDrama #AudioFiction #SciFi

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We're back! Find us on your podcast app from next Monday, or if you can't wait til then, episode one is up on our Patreon feed now!

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Hi, so we understand that ya'll have been through a lot these past few years but we were wondering if ther e were any updates on season 4? is it still happening?

Heya, it is definitely happening, it's all recorded, we just need to get it into a releasable shape, and everything wants to get in the way

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Hey, I was wondering what the music is playing at the end of s1 eps 6 and 7, during the automnicon segment. It’s so good

Thank you so much! That's our resident composer Hedley Knights :) we've been toying with the idea of releasing them

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Did You Know? While Canorus III’s native species Iratus Tincidunt may appear at first glance to be a piano, due to their sharp teeth and irritable nature attempting to play one inevitably results in a loss of digits (or tentacles, depending on species)

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You Are Legally Required to Protect Our Investment In You. Automnicon. We Own You.

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Did You Know? While the coffee-like beverage sold on Brination iii has a caffeinating effect on native beings, it has an aggressively soporific effect on all other carbon-based life forms. Because of this, their fuelling station has some of the worst reviews in the galaxy.

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Reflect the light of Automnicon. We will tell you if and when to shine.

Automnicon. We Own You.

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Follow Our Rules And You Will In All Likelihood Make It Out Alive*.

*survival not guaranteed. Automnicon reserve the right to withdraw living rights at any time.

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Everything may be against you, but we are on your side*. *this is not a binding statement. Automnicon reserves the right to remove both emotional support and oxygen supply without notice.

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Did You Know? The moo of the Ultrahyponical Cow of Targon Seven is so loud and at such a low frequency that it disrupts the communications of passing spaceships throughout the Targon system.

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Beauty Is All Around You. Do Not Allow It To Distract You From Your Work.

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Did You Know? Due to the extreme high-gravity atmosphere of their home planet, travelling Graviboid Squinks frequently find themselves floating away when not tethered down.

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Sometimes you have to wade through blood to achieve your goals. Sometimes it will be your own. Bleed for us and for your future.